MineralMan
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Fri Apr-01-11 03:54 PM
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| New Florida Legislature Official Euphemism List |
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Edited on Fri Apr-01-11 04:01 PM by MineralMan
Since "Uterus" is not an acceptable word to use on the floor of the Florida Legislature, a new glossary of euphemisms has just been released. Please use these substitutes whenever you address the legislature. Thank you for your cooperation.
Women's Body Parts
Uterus - Baby Bed
Vagina - Hoohoo or Cooter
Clitoris - Little Man in Boat
Crotch - Swimsuit Area
Buttocks - Cushions
Breasts - Gazongas
Ovaries - Egg Crates
Nipples - Pacifiers
Men's Body Parts
Penis - Whopper or Peewee (as the case may be)
Testicles - Family Jewels
Scrotum - Jewelry Bag
Foreskin - Turtleneck
Crotch - Swimsuit Area
Buttocks - Rear End
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| aSpeckofDust
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Fri Apr-01-11 03:56 PM
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| 1. I like Scrubs version of those words... Bajinga! |
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Fri Apr-01-11 03:59 PM
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| 2. Florida Voters - Fucktards |
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Fri Apr-01-11 04:09 PM
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| 3. You missed "meat curtains" |
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Which I find a disgusting phrase
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Fri Apr-01-11 06:27 PM
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| 4. Disgusting, yes, which is why I didn't include them. |
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