derp derp herp durr hurr "...increasingly messy..." derp derp durr hurr urrrr

[WilliamPitt]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I am pleased to give you your kind euphemism for the day: http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/03/world/asia/03japan.html?_r=1&hp

"Highly radioactive water is leaking directly into the sea from a damaged pit near a crippled reactor at the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant, safety officials said Saturday, the latest setback in the increasingly messy bid to regain control of the reactors."

Increasingly messy!

That's what this is!!!

(facepalm)

:banghead:



No, I'm not a hysteric.

[Little Star]

1. Nope & your not alarmist either! k&r

[dixiegrrrrl]

2. Wish I had thought to call BP's "spill" messy.

Sounds like nothing more than a wee bit o dust floating around, doesn't it?

[WilliamPitt]

3. Bring me a roll of Brawny and a cup of hot grease.

We'll have this squared away in no time.

[malaise]

6. Brawny is banned

made by Kochroaches. :evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

8. ...arrrggghhh...

My wife and I changed toilet paper brands because of those fuckwads.

All for naught.

:(

;)

[malaise]

12. Remove all Kochroach products

They only breed fascism :evilgrin:

[Generic Other]

15. And Scott tissue is a bit like sandpaper!

We are gonna be some sore liberals soon!

[WilliamPitt]

16. We're squeezing the Charmin

...and hoping we're not doing wrong.

[dixiegrrrrl]

19. Charmin is all we use. We like it. Holds together well, unlike some other brands.

[inna]

4. remind me, what's "derp", again?

(thanks in advance. :)

[WilliamPitt]

7. This is Derp

Urban Dictionary:

* A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest apperance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming "Derp!"

* one that expells an action of a complete and total fail

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp&defid=134579

[inna]

10. lol, thanks, that's what i sort of thought it meant... but i wasn't sure.

k&r, btw

[WilliamPitt]

11. Onomatopoeia

Sounds like what it is.

:)

[KittyWampus]

5. So Fukushima is just the Oscar Madison of nuclear reactors.

[WilliamPitt]

9. Well, he's a Mets fan

"Meltdown" just makes sense.

Yeah, I said it. :)

[Sabriel]

13. "Increasingly messy" is Legos all over your living room

And I can just vacuum up those babies.

Radioactive water pouring from a crack? I'd go with "dire global catastrophe" or "horrific crisis."

[WilliamPitt]

14. ...or "wear a lead raincoat."

:(

[northernlights]

17. lately I've been wishing the lead paint hadn't been removed from this old house nt

[Urban Prairie]

18. Another article regarding the stricken Fukushima reactors

"the best information the United States had received from the Japanese authorities indicated that water was once again covering the cores of the stricken reactors and that pools of spent fuel atop the reactor buildings were “now under control.”

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/02/world/asia/02japan.html?src=un&feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjson8.nytimes.com%2Fpages%2Fworld%2Fasia%2Findex.jsonp

After viewing the damage sustained to the #2 and especially #3 reactors from HD images taken above them by satellite, I believe there is no way in HELL that those two reactors' spent fuel pools that WERE attached to the sides of the upper half of the reactor buildings are still intact. They HAVE to be in broken pieces on the floor of the reactor buildings, along with the tons of spent fuel that likely are no longer encased in their zirconium sheaths, and are now just tons of hot pellets spilled all over the reactors floors in huge mounds.

[dixiegrrrrl]

20. If we are lucky, they are still "pellets" instead of totally molten matter.