Proof That Texas Is In Real Trouble

[lame54]

If you can't make it here you can't make it anywhere

[liberal N proud]

1. Maybe all the customers got drunk and shot each other

That is one dangerous combination.

[rustydog]

2. Dude, like, buy that and hire bikini bartenders! If it works in espresso

stands, why not gun & liquor drive-thrus?

[DCKit]

5. That's not "Family Values", silly. nt

[pacalo]

3. I think we have a buyer...

[Myrina]

4. ... I'm going to have a Texas Chainsaw Massacre nightmare tonight ...

Gee thanks :hide:

[pacalo]

14. Don't forget about Harold...

:evilgrin:

[Laf.La.Dem.]

11. funny picture

:toast:

[pacalo]

16. Hey, Laf!

:hi:

[Laf.La.Dem.]

17. PLEASE!!!!

DO NOT TELL ME THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN IN LOUISIANA

:spank:

[pacalo]

20. No, not *this* time.

:rofl:

[damntexdem]

6. Not enough proof -- no football reference.

;-)

[JoePhilly]

7. Should have included Karaoke.

[Ezlivin]

8. Put out of business by Triple Shot: Liquor, Guns & God

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo!

[Rex]

9. Why are you mad about my right to buy a gun and some whiskey

without ever getting out of my car? It is in the Texas laws somewhere - thou shall have beer barns, and anon fortooth and skittles it was done and the four wheel world would never be the same again!

I feel the need to go mudden!!!!

How can I do so without my beer and my m-4!!!?

Be reasonable man!

[JackRiddler]

15. You're missing something: the smaller sign that indicates it's going out of business.

[lame54]

24. .Is that from the King James or the Larry the Cable Guy Bible?

[FloriTexan]

10. More like "we can't make it here anymore"...

With proper acknowledgement to James McMurtry

[lame54]

12. You will definitely like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTW0y6kazWM

[FloriTexan]

13. Thank you! I do!

[Shagbark Hickory]

18. Brilliant post K+R+!

[lame54]

23. thanks

[Ikonoklast]

19. That's proof that the Free Market is working.

If Drunken Shooting is in the decline, then the owner needed to change his bidness model.


But somehow I thought Texas would always be a good market for likker n' guns.

[ProgressiveProfessor]

21. I want to remember seeing a Tshirt about the BATF

and how it should be a convenience store, not a Federal agency

[lame54]

22. .