All DU Women, please go and incorporate your uterus!!

[OregonBlue]

http://incorporatemyuterus.com/

[rzemanfl]

1. Do they have to be fully functioning? My wife is 60....n/t

[OregonBlue]

4. LOL. No, I'm 62 and mine is incorporated as of today.

[Mnemosyne]

2. Sorry, lost mine in 1984. Do ovaries count? n/t

[OregonBlue]

10. Of course, they don't demand proof!!

[Mnemosyne]

15. In that case, consider mine incorporated!

Can I deduct this on my taxes? :rofl:

[Zephie]

3. So, what has everyone named their Uteri?

I went with TheSlopHole. I'm feeling a little crass after a full day at the health dept. Too much poking and prodding.

[OregonBlue]

5. Tuppies for Freedom, Inc.

[Myrina]

8. My U Inc ... maybe I should have made it My U Edu?

Since it sounds like an online college LMAO!!

[OregonBlue]

11. Good one. And yes, RepubliCONS need some edu regarding our uterii.

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. I prefer the Lysistrata approach , myself.

[OregonBlue]

7. But unfortunately, TeaBagger women will never agree to that, they are too cowed by their abusive,

repressive mates.

[lamp_shade]

9. I did... and posted the link on my facebook.

[OregonBlue]

12. I'm emailing all my women friends right now!!

[pinkkillersheep]

13. We don't need that kind of foul language here.

End sarcasm.

[DCKit]

14. LoL: Uteri Gone Wild - Cannot be held Legally Accountable nt

[rox63]

16. Once your uterus is incorporated

It is legally a person. According the SCOTUS, it can make unlimited campaign contributions. Can it also vote? :rofl:

[Myrina]

17. Better yet: can it declare Head of Household for tax purposes?

... considering ... :rofl: