the tea party want to shrink the government until it fits

[mopinko]

in my uterus.
i have never seen a disconnect quite this huge in my life. i guess this is the obvious endpoint of the raygun "philosophy".

[Aerows]

1. I'm pretty sure there aren't

any jobs in yours or mine.

[mopinko]

3. well, mine certainly brought me plenty of work.

it was all the kind they like, tho- long hours, grueling drudgery, and no pay at all.

[Chipper Chat]

2. "Your uterus is not a solution to the problem...

your uterus IS the problem"
:rofl:

[JohnnyRingo]

4. I regret telling you they've been cheating on you.

As a union retiree they've been trying to stick it to my ass for two years now.

[flamingdem]

5. They want it to fit in Michelle Bachman's brain nt

[mopinko]

6. trust me, my uterus

is way, way, way bigger than michelle bachman's brain. i have certainly put my uterus to work a lot more than she has used her teeny little brain, too.