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Donnachaidh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 02:46 PM
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Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There
http://www.theonion.com/articles/renowned-hooha-doctor-wins-nobel-prize-for-medical,2692/

STOCKHOLM—In recognition of her groundbreaking work treating life- threatening diseases of the privates, renowned hoo-ha specialist Dr. Victoria Lazoff was awarded the Nobel Prize in Lady Medicine this week.

The world's foremost authority on ailments down south, Lazoff led a team of cutting-edge hoo-ha doctors to develop new strategies for detecting abnormal growth in...you know, that area. The accomplished physician humbly accepted medicine's highest honor before a crowd of her peers, and spoke about the importance of regular screenings to prevent unnecessary complications up inside one's business.

"Recent advancements have brought us closer than ever to eliminating this threat, but early detection is still our best defense," said Dr. Lazoff, who earned a doctorate in lady parts from Johns Hopkins University. "I thank you all for this great honor, which I hope will finally bring the world's attention to the serious matter of disease."

Attendees said Lazoff then presented a number of slides pertaining to the, uh, nether-type zone.



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Demit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 02:49 PM
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1. that is VERY funny.
Sadly enough.
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Liberal_in_LA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 02:50 PM
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2. ha ha!
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 02:50 PM
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3. In my mind - I see RuPaul as the reporter on the scene. Nt
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MinneapolisMatt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 02:57 PM
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4. OMG!
HAHAHAHAHA! I needed that today!
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Richard D Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 03:10 PM
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5. If the fundies take over medicine . . . (nt)
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 03:16 PM
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6. Uterus
Yeah, I said it.
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Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 03:21 PM
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7. Easily unredacted! And I think it's beautiful (PIC)


Now some might say it needs a good shave, but I like it cause the little hairs tickle my nose!

:hide:

PB
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-08-11 03:22 PM
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8. A doctorate in lady parts! knr
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