walldude
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Fri Apr-08-11 03:46 PM
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According to Republicans I should:
Stop Fucking.
Stop Growing Old.
Stop Getting Sick.
Stop Breathing.
Stop Reading.
Stop Eating.
Stop Learning.
Stop Earning a Decent Living.
And Goddammit STOP PAYING ATTENTION.
So what's left? Well I can sit home in my underwear all day cleaning my guns, eating chicken wings and drinking shitty beer, while watching Fox News 24/7.
The New American Dream.
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| MorningGlow
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Fri Apr-08-11 03:49 PM
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Stop being any color other than white.
Stop being non-middle-aged male.
Stop being any religion other than Christian--and stop being NO religion! Good grief! :eyes:
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| Horse with no Name
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Fri Apr-08-11 03:50 PM
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| 2. Well I'll do all that if all those slimy republican men |
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quit fucking little boys and wearing diapers. That isn't going to happen either.
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| walldude
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Fri Apr-08-11 03:54 PM
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Is that why they are shutting down the Government? Is there a field trip this weekend we don't know about?
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| Horse with no Name
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Fri Apr-08-11 03:55 PM
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| 4. Probably a good time in the Maranas Islands! |
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You know that's where they like to take their little adventures!
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| Lorien
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Fri Apr-08-11 05:00 PM
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| 5. But whatever you do DON'T STOP WORKING! |
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Fri Apr-08-11 06:27 PM
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| 6. Yeah... 3 jobs.. Uniquely American |
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