renowned hoo-ha doctor wins nobel prize for medical advancements down there

[niyad]

Renowned Hoo-Ha Doctor Wins Nobel Prize For Medical Advancements Down There



STOCKHOLM—In recognition of her groundbreaking work treating life- threatening diseases of the privates, renowned hoo-ha specialist Dr. Victoria Lazoff was awarded the Nobel Prize in Lady Medicine this week.



The world's foremost authority on ailments down south, Lazoff led a team of cutting-edge hoo-ha doctors to develop new strategies for detecting abnormal growth in...you know, that area. The accomplished physician humbly accepted medicine's highest honor before a crowd of her peers, and spoke about the importance of regular screenings to prevent unnecessary complications up inside one's business.

"Recent advancements have brought us closer than ever to eliminating this threat, but early detection is still our best defense," said Dr. Lazoff, who earned a doctorate in lady parts from Johns Hopkins University. "I thank you all for this great honor, which I hope will finally bring the world's attention to the serious matter of disease."

Attendees said Lazoff then presented a number of slides pertaining to the, uh, nether-type zone.


This marks the first time in more than 20 years that a Nobel Prize has been given to a physician who specializes in all that stuff downstairs. Committee members praised Lazoff for helping to stem the frightening epidemic, which last year killed more women than ta-ta and derriere cancer combined.

In many cases, Lazoff's methods have been able to prevent the spread of malignant cells from the inside of the um, geez, to the…more inside of...you know, the part that's sort of, uh….God, is it getting hot in here?

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/renowned-hooha-doctor-wins-nobel-prize-for-medical,2692/

[Ken Burch]

1. Damn...you got me!

n/t.

[Bunny]

2. Thank god the Nobel Committee is finally recognizing the work of

doctors who specialize in the Lady Regions. :thumbsup:

[annabanana]

3. Aaaaack!

[Ilsa]

4. That was great! Thank you! nt

[toddwv]

5. Vagina

[Fuzz]

6. ACK! ignored

[musette_sf]

7. Can we use a Chelsea Handler name?

Hot Pocket?

Pikachu?

[niyad]

8. anything but the actual word, apprently.

[eppur_se_muova]

9. A classic ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=788268&mesg_id=794918

[niyad]

10. I missed that one!! thank you for sharing.