OK, I think I have distilled new slogans for each party...

[gadjitfreek]

Republicans: Life begins at conception and becomes politically irrelevant at birth. Unless you're rich.
Democrats: Yes, yes, whatever you say, just PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!

[Smarmie Doofus]

1. Pretty much sums it up. Can't there be a refuge somewhere for ...

for people who aren't ... ya know... *insane*?

[Javaman]

2. You forgot the burgeoning tea party "party"...

blather blather, spittle, crazed rants.

[nashville_brook]

3. here's one....