The United States is not at War

[salinen]

War has nothing to do with the deficit. The rich pay all the taxes. Wall street should police itself. You should not stifle the creativity of CEO's by limiting their pay. The law of supply and demand will determine the playing field. Scientist have agendas. Mammograms are given too often. Endangered species are just too weak to compete. NPR is threatening the recovery. Gayness is the gateway drug to bestiality. Hawaii was another country in 1961. Radiation in small doses will give you longer erections. Deep drilling for oil is the fault of hippies.

Now watch this, I am going to eat my own eyeballs.

[ZombieHorde]

1. I disagree with your opinions, but I am willing to watch you eat your own eyeballs. nt

[El Supremo]

2. And global warming is completely natural and helps crops.

[LeftofObama]

3. Might I add...

If you're poor, it's your own fault, homelessness is a myth, and ketchup is a vegetable.

[DCKit]

4. Great compilation (including LoB's). K&R

I would add:

Healthy Forests - by clearcutting
Clean Coal - no explanation needed
NCLB - teaching the test, not the textbook
They Hate U.S. for Our Freedoms

And, of course, my personal favorite that no single form of alternative energy will ever replace the output of all our coal and nuclear plants.

[99th_Monkey]

5. Don't forget that Social Security is bankrupting our Gov-ment. ~nt

[99th_Monkey]

6. Dupe - delete