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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 08:55 PM
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Officially creeped out by dating site ad: You're Christian.. your single..
Anyone else seen this ad on TV?

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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 08:58 PM
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1. no - does it make someone a candidate for virginal pregnancy?
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Curmudgeoness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 08:58 PM
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2. SWF, looking for a Christian male who doesn't need Viagra.
Oops, I guess Christian singles wouldn't have sex before marriage, would they? My bad.
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cynatnite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 08:59 PM
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3. Isn't that the one that says something about waiting for gawd to get you hooked up? n/t
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 09:03 PM
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4. In one article about Dictator Walker he mentioned
Edited on Tue Apr-12-11 09:07 PM by Angry Dragon
that god told him whom to marry............
and he is running the state the same way


http://unreasonablefaith.com/2011/03/13/governor-walkers-god/
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 09:07 PM
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5. I'm cool with it.
Hey, Southern Baptist girls are the biggest sex freaks I know. The old joke is that Southern Baptists pray all day in church, then go out to the church woodpile to indulge in fornication...
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 09:10 PM
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6. You can't lose with Jesus as your wingman
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 09:17 PM
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7. kinda hard to compete with all of his cool bar tricks though...
Hey bartender bring us two glasses of water..

Hey Jesus do that wine trick again..

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Motown_Johnny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 09:18 PM
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8. yes, it should end "you are going to die alone"
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GKirk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 09:23 PM
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9. I think it's kind of creepy that
you find it creepy. Just saying.
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billh58 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 09:34 PM
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10. So many Christians,
so few lions...
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niyad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-12-11 10:50 PM
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11. your single what??????
honestly, do these cretins even have the slightest clue about correct english?
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