Call your local Walgreens to schedule a pap smear today!

[Ian David]

And when they tell you they do not do pap smears, accuse them of lying and become enraged.

"They said on Fox News that you do pap smears! I get all my news from Fox News, because they're the only media that doesn't lie! WHY WON'T YOU GIVE ME A PAP SMEAR! Is it because I'm WHITE?"

[Uben]

1. Try the airport

Since you will already have to drop your drawers and get groped, why not go ahead and get a pap smear? Just take some tissue from the glove they used in the cavity search!

[spanone]

2. you have to go to the prescription drive-thru window

[Ian David]

3. Drop your pants and put your feet up on the dashboard. n/t

[spanone]

5. you've got it!

[tammywammy]

4. I guess I don't understand this thinking

Walgreens has already issued a statement correcting Fox. Why are you going to call a local Walgreens and waste the employees time for a Fox lie?

[CantAffordBootstraps]

6. I got a small rash of s---t yesterday

for actually having done this, ie., you shouldn't harass the poor employees who work so hard as they had nothing to do with it and better things to do with their time, etc. I didn't have the heart to tell them I was talking with a friend's daughter who did't know it was me...for a little while.

[pipi_k]

7. I had my hemmorrhoids burned off at Taco Bell last year... n/t

[Ian David]

8. Explains why their tacos are only 20% meat. n/t

[hlthe2b]

9. NO... should deluge Faux News NYC office with calls...

saying Walgreens gave you THEIR number to schedule a pap smear at a Walgreens near you. Now, that would be justice, leaving Walgreens out of the harrassment. ;)

[Ian David]

10. Ooh! I like that better! n/t

[WCGreen]

11. My pappy don't need no smearin'....