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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-11 12:18 PM
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A CEO, a Union member, and a Teabagger are in a room where there are 12 cookies...
...on a plate.

The CEO takes 11 of the cookies, then tells the Teabagger: "Look out! That Union member wants your cookie!"


Maybe you've heard that one already. I just heard it this morning.
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-11 12:19 PM
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1. Says it all!
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-11 12:34 PM
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-11 12:35 PM
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4. Hey! There it is! Thanks!
Was that already extant, Ian David, or did you just whip it up?
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-11 12:40 PM
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6. No, I made that a few weeks ago after Thom Hartmann told the joke on his show. n/t
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villager Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-11 12:42 PM
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7. Ah, we get closer to the source of the Nile...
Guess my friend had heard along the grapevine before passing it along this morning...
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-11 12:35 PM
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3. Heard it before, but still worth a KNR
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Populist_Prole Donating Member (774 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-11 12:36 PM
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5. Same here.
The more it's put out in the open the better it can be.
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mmonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-13-11 12:44 PM
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8. Yes but I love hearing it again.
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