Heartless BASTARD! David Brooks REVEALS that Obama "has never invited Ryan over even for lunch."

[Amerigo Vespucci]

April 15, 2011 04:00 PM
David Brooks begs President Obama to take Paul Ryan to lunch

By John Amato

David Brooks is the latest Conservative running out to defend their much beloved, but morally bankrupt teenie booper, Paul Ryan. I bring up morality because it's a a cruel individual that would propose the kind of changes to our health care and social security programs that Ryan did all out of a Randian belief system. In the mind of Brooks, if only the president invited little Paul to lunch just once, they could become kindred souls.

President Obama and Paul Ryan are two of the smartest, most admirable and most genial men in Washington. It is sad, although not strange, that in today’s Washington they have never had a serious private conversation. The president has never invited Ryan over even for lunch.

It gets funnier as it goes along because Brooks tries to paint a much different picture of Ryan, the man, than he really is. But what's infuriating is this quote:

These are exactly the sort of vague but well-intentioned policies that have sold well in election after election. The president is not being cynical about this. He genuinely does believe that seniors and the middle class can be spared from any shared sacrifice.

Seniors and the middle class have already sacrificed, you boob.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I think the President should invite Ryan for lunch

and serve him a symbolic meal of beans and cat food on saltine crackers with wiener water gravy. Maybe David Brooks could come, too.

[sarge43]

3. Or tell him "The food dumpster's out back; dive right in." n/t

[Brigid]

8. And don't forget the Depression soup:

Hot water and ketchup.

[malaise]

2. Who the fugg is Paul Ryan?

Are these RETHUGS crazy?

[roguevalley]

15. ryan likes his abs. shows everyone.

[redwitch]

4. I think he should have Ryan for lunch.

With some fava beans and a fine Chianti.

[Brigid]

9. So?

Obama hasn't invited me for lunch either.

[Viking12]

5. Oh my, The horror!

Or is that "oh my, Ryan's a whore"?

[tanyev]

6. David's been sucked in by Ryan's dreamy blue eyes.

[travelingtypist]

12. Yeah, I keep thinking it's a man-crush in need of a bro-job.

Lol.

[RoccoR5955]

7. Perhaps he should have served him for lunch...

OVER A SPIT!

[mysuzuki2]

10. sure he should invite Ryan for lunch

give him an apron and tell him to always serve from the left side.

[somone]

11. Oh well

[Pryderi]

13. Maybe we should have a "Take Paul Ryan to Lunch" Day? n/t

[Control-Z]

14. I wonder how many of the other

240 republican House members get a private lunch with the President. My guess would be, most of them only dream. Effing losers.

[mmonk]

16. Let David take the dumb ass out for lunch.

[jillan]

17. I don't know about that - I saw the speech. I think Obama HAD Paul Ryan for lunch.

[Tx4obama]

20. Oh .... that's a GOOD one! n/t

[mmonk]

24. Or Ryan is out to lunch all by himself.

[xchrom]

18. He should have miss ryan over to SERVE lunch. Nt

[struggle4progress]

19. Brooks can apply for White House social secretary, if he wants to tell Obama who to lunch with

[Warren DeMontague]

21. What is Ryan- some kind of freeloading parasite? Can't he make his own lunch?

"Invited over for lunch"- what sort of socialistic collectivist crap is THAT?

[mysuzuki2]

27. His mommy still makes his lunch

every morning when he comes up from the basement of his mother's house and is ready to go out the door, she hands him his special Ayn Rand lunchbox with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and a Hostess twinkie inside.

[snot]

22. How does Brooks even KNOW that. Doesn't he have anything more impt. to notice?

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[DCBob]

25. This is really funny.. Obama nailed Ryan's budget and the cons only defense is to play pity card.

Obama didnt play nice with Paulie.. he hurt his feelings.. wahwahwah!

[kentuck]

26. Brooks is setting up his next article...

The President didn't even try to work with Ryan and the Repubs. Ryan presented a serious plan and then the President attacked it.

[CatWoman]

28. I'm having flashbacks of Newt shutting down the government

because Bill Clinton dissed him on AF1.

What a bunch of, um, what's that "p" word again?

[nuxvomica]

29. I think Pres. Obama should invite Ryan to lunch in the WH kitchen

And make a big fuss about Ryan's budget and stick a copy of it on the refrigerator door. Maybe that will make Ryan feel better.

[FreeStateDemocrat]

30. "President Obama and Paul Ryan are two of the smartest, most admirable and most genial men in

Washington." If this is true then we are all doomed for sure. What a giant heap of bullshit to make this favorable comparison of a dehumanizing asswipe to BO. Is there a more smarmy prick than Brooks being published today, he single handedly destroys the credibility of the NY Times.

[Arkana]

31. I can't imagine why the President hasn't taken the time out of his schedule

to invite a Congressman from wherever the fuck Ryan's from to lunch.

I mean, it's not like he's the President and has a country to govern or anything.

[butterfly77]

34. Wisconsin..

[butterfly77]

32. Lol!

These people are nuts,they can disrespect and call the President all types of names for three years, then begin crying and asking for apologies when he gives them his point of view.

The other thing that amazes me is that they eavesdropped on private conversations of the President and want him to apologize. they also seem to think that he is suppose to be following the republiCON party line or talking points..:rofl:

[Fuzz]

33. The bastard hasn't invited me over either.

[donheld]

35. Invite him to lunch: a big dish of Crow

maybe followed by a slice of humble pie.