HR 609: New Rules for Democrat (sic) "citizens"

[PCIntern]

1. No Registered Democrat will be allowed to vote in any election, general or otherwise.
2. No Democrat will be allowed to hold elective office
3. No Democrat will be permitted to have his or her letters published in the Press
4. No Democrat is entitled to representation on Sunday Morning Talk Shows, especially Meet the Press
5. No Democrat will be entitled to Medicare or Social Security
6. The progeny of Democrats shall be required to produce forms of identification including the longest-form birth certificate if they wish to perform any actions including but not limited to: food shopping, purchasing of gasoline or other oil-based products including WD-40, usage of dry-cleaning and laundromat facilities, and clothes purchases including shoes. this is only a partial list.
7. No Democrat will be permitted to engage in sexuality of any type. If contraception is utilized during this illegal act, then first-degree murder charges will be brought against the perpetrator(s) for the killing of the Sacred Sperm.
8. No Democrat will be permitted to use the Internet, nor to watch television (unless it is limited to FOX News), nor to listen to FM radio. Short-wave radio use is punishable by death.
9. No Democrat will be permitted to serve in the Armed Forces in peacetime or if in Wartime, behind the front lines, and under no circumstances will a Democrat be issued a weapon when so engaged.
10. No Democrat will ever be subject to the Freedoms of the Constitution or any Amendments which may be so deemed patriotic. Other amendments as so chosen will be null and void for the Citizenry e.g. 1st and 5th.


Failure to adhere to the letter and the spirit of this Law shall be punishable by whatever means of rendition is available to the Majority.



On edit: This is supposed to be satire...so I'll place one of these: :sarcasm:

[Ohio Joe]

1. Just curious

Where is this bit of teabaggery from?

[PCIntern]

2. I just made it up 10 minutes ago...n/t