Only one question for Donald Trump ...

[Botany]

How in the hell do you look in the mirror in the morning and not see that you look like a goof?

[Cirque du So-What]

1. Even if he had rattlesnakes growing from his scalp

(which is within the realm of possibilities), he would see Adonis Incarnate looking back at him - such is the power of egomania.

[Botany]

3. i was talking to a gay friend yesterday and he said if ...

.... he got the high paying gig to manage trump's hair he would
be telling Donald, "Damn, you look great today." And then would
take Donald's $. I wonder how much a year it cost Trump to keep
his head animal going?

[sarge43]

4. He owes that magic mirror

The one that blows a kiss and murmurs, "Lookin' good Studmuffin."

[Myrina]

2. ... and he's apparently on the Boehner-tan-plan, too ...

... the last time I saw a snip of him on the news, he looked like an inverted candy-corn.

:rofl:

[Mz Pip]

5. For all the money Trump makes

it seems he could aford a hair transplant or some Rogaine or hair plugs.

If something fixable about my appearance caused me to be the butt of so many jokes I would take a long look at myself. It's one thing to be an "individual," it's another to purposely look like a clown.

[JohnnyRingo]

6. Garry Trudeau put the final touches on him today.

I think he nailed the overall visage:

[sarge43]

11. Trudeau is a genius

Those last two panels - :spray:

[HipChick]

7. It looks like a lacefront wig to me, is the comb over done to hide the mesh?

John Travolta wore one for a long time..it's mesh based to make it look like it's growing out of your own scalp..but has since resorted to just being bald..

http://www.baldingblog.com/2006/03/17/john-travoltas-hair-piece/

[WinkyDink]

8. Money looks back at him.

[Fuzz]

9. He calls that style the Onion Loaf

[AlinPA]

10. He is now the face of the republican party.

[OhioDoink]

13. He is the last Republican to be on T.V.

That is the only reason he is the leading Repuke,has something to do with their short attention span.

[AlinPA]

16. Yes, and maybe because he is last one to throw them some red meat. nt

[Initech]

12. I like Bill Maher's new rule last week:

"New rule: you can't have the world's most famous comb over and accuse someone else of hiding something."

:rofl:

[Vinca]

14. My one question is, how much does he pay in personal income taxes?

I'm betting there's a Grand Cayman P.O. box with his name on it.

[blueamy66]

15. That was my first thought.

Or "who does your hair?"

[lunatica]

17. Imagine having wild bronco sex with that hair flying!

Oh God! I wish I hadn't said that.