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elias49 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-11 10:05 PM
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I wonder if the teabaggers think they'll get 70 virgins when they die?
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Angry Dragon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-11 10:12 PM
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1. They are afraid of the virgin...............
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woodsprite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-11 10:25 PM
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2. Nah. They think they'll be endowed with the wealth of 70 millionaires. n/t
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RegieRocker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-11 10:27 PM
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3. They take them now even if they are married.
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Magron Donating Member (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-11 10:27 PM
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4. their only fear is they won't get the boys they secretly want
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-11 10:48 PM
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7. people assume the virgins are girls.... nt
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-11 10:29 PM
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5. I would think they would settle for a cold
six pack of Bud Lite.
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Ninjaneer Donating Member (577 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-11 10:42 PM
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6. Probably, but the joke will be on them
as they'll just "get" each other.
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AndyTiedye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-17-11 11:41 PM
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8. The Virgins Were Beautiful 2000 Years Ago
Now they're a little long in the tooth.
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-11 12:06 AM
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9. I thought the Teabaggers WERE seventy virgins.
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