Man Bursts Into Flames at San Francisco Sex Shop

[DainBramaged]

For seven years, Roger Huang, a pastor who runs a rescue mission in San Francisco's Tenderloin district, has been trying to shut down the sex shops there. This week he may have seen a sign that his efforts are working.

On Wednesday, a man burst into flames while inside one of those porn shops, police said. Could this bizarre incident be attributed to a higher power?

"I believe so. I definitely believe so," Huang told AOL News, adding that he hopes the unidentified man is recovering from the burns.

The police aren't ruling anything out.

"We don't know what caused it," Lt. Troy Dangerfield of the San Francisco Police Department told AOL News. "It's still under investigation."

Witnesses reportedly saw the burning man running out of the Golden Gate Adult Superstore in the city's South of Market neighborhood at about 6:20 p.m. Wednesday. The man ran past stunned onlookers and collapsed at the corner of Mission and Sixth streets, police said.

http://www.aolnews.com/2011/04/15/burning-man-runs-out-of-california-sex-shop/

[Warpy]

1. Probably a huffer

who had one cigarette too many.

[DainBramaged]

2. No damage to the store.........

[ZombieHorde]

3. Wow, they must have some really hot videos. nt

[hells pawn]

11. DAMN YOU "Sex Goddesses From Planet Lovetron"

[frazzled]

4. That's hot ...

bad pun

[damntexdem]

5. Man, I guess he was HOT!

;-)

[Initech]

6. Spontaneous combustion is real???

:yoiks:

[Capitalocracy]

7. No...

after years of trying and staring until their eyes turn red, one of those right-wing religious nuts finally figured out how to set people on fire with his mind.
:grr:

[Initech]

9. Wasn't that an episode of the X-Files?

[NoGOPZone]

10. It just not really widely reported. nt

[anarch]

16. Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

[Ninjaneer]

8. I'd think a bolt of lightning

would be more in line with the lawd's repertoire of tricks

[KittyWampus]

13. this was a sign of god's favoring the store. It was FREE ADVERTISING

[anneboleyn]

12. Wow! This post really got my attention. What a story. Is there an update on the man's condition?

[librechik]

14. proof-- Astroglide is flammable n/t

[Travelman]

15. Dude! You're not supposed to LIGHT the butt plugs!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

17. The store must have been out of lube.