Chuck Norris To Protect America From Sharia Law Invasion

[RamboLiberal]

Sharia-haters, take heart! In case the state bills outlawing Sharia law popping up around the country don't prove enough to prevent the Islamic takeover of America, Chuck Norris stands ready to defend the country, promising to deliver a roundhouse kick to "radical Islamists" who would "use the freedoms in our Constitution to expand the influence of Shariah law."

Norris, in a column for WorldNetDaily titled "Holy Week, holy Shariah?," wrote that "too many Americans don't know or understand how it threatens the very fabrics of our republic. So I've decided to do a series on how Shariah is seeping into American society."

"First, let me categorically state that I'm not an Islamaphobe," wrote Norris. "I welcome the plurality of religions in America and am a firm believer in the First Amendment. But just as our religious freedom is secured in the Bill of Rights, so is our freedom of speech to share even our religious concerns."

"In the end, it seems to me we have a choice to believe that Shariah law is, or is not, a pro-Islamic system of civic, religious, moral and social laws, which is being used to run other countries and governments but is not being (nor ever will be) invoked to run ours, based upon the belief that our constitutional republic and Bill of Rights is inferior."

http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/04/chuck_norris_declares_war_against_sharia_law_invas.php?ref=fpc

Chuckie got kicked one too many times in the head!

[marmar]

1. "First, let me categorically state that I'm not an Islamaphobe,"

When you start off with such a statement, the opposite is probably true.

[sudopod]

2. Fabrics of our republic? Is there more than one?

Wouldn't it be ironic of one of them was muslin?

[SpiralHawk]

3. Good old upChuck is also keeping America safe from the Ferengi invasion

Ever notice how few Ferengi are walking the streets? You can thank upChuck & the Fabulous Republicon ChickenHawk Keyboard Brigade (R).

[niyad]

4. but WHO will protect us from HIM???

[immoderate]

5. I sleep so much better with Chuck standing guard!

--imm

[jpak]

6. I saw teabaggers with ' Just Say No to Shariah Law ' at the first teabagger rally a few years ago

I thought they were just fringe nutters - along with the birthers, anti-UN douchebags and gold currency kooks

looks like fringe-nuttery has gone mainstream among the GOP

morans

[OhioDoink]

7. Bruce Lee kicked him in the head one to many times

He still hasn't recovered.

[stlsaxman]

8. Chuck as teacher or student?

i say this is "Kip" Norris....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcw6xBaCaXM

[upi402]

9. Chuck Norris can strangle you

with a cordless phone.

Seriously, these whackjobs talk about Islamists, unions, socialists, and Obama flying the flag of Islam over the Whitehouse.
1) Islam has a flag?
2) Using Obama and socialist in the same sentence causes cancer

[muntrv]

10. First let me categorically state that Carlos Norris is a douchebag.

[undeterred]

11. But who is going to protect us from Chuck Norris?

[badtoworse]

14. You didn't react to that "douchebag" word

Shame on you.

[devilgrrl]

12. Isn't it just adorable that conservatives are suddenly concerned about how women are treated

So heartwarming.

:sarcasm:

[Adsos Letter]

13. "...too many Americans don't know or understand how it threatens the very fabrics of our republic."

Look in the mirror, Chuck; the Christian Nationist type you see there is the gravest threat to our republic. Sharia Law/Mosaic Law...how about we just keep our secular Constitution.

Edit: punctuation...never my strong suit. :dunce:

[hobbit709]

15. Chuckie needs a hobby.