Are you busy on May 21st?

[stevedeshazer]

Because...JESUS IS COMING!!

[Drale]

1. Wow what a waist of money

[Proud Liberal Dem]

2. It's my 35th birthday

or at least it was supposed to be................:shrug:

[stevedeshazer]

3. Just to add

The billboard is in L.A.

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/blogs/BlogtownPDX/#a3803635

[JuniperLea]

13. Oh, please let it be on the I5!

I'm about to leave the office... this would be such a nice thing to see on my way home! It should be where the "Where's the Birth Cirtificate?" sign that was up a few months ago. I'll have to make note of the location... and rename it "Idiots Corner" or something.

[wtbymark]

4. Aww, soory, working that day, can we reschedule?

:eyes:

[gratuitous]

5. Yes, I'm riding in Reach the Beach

And before I take off on a 100 mile bicycle ride, I'd really like to know if the beach is going to be there when I get done. Can the good people at WeCanKnow.com tell me if Christ is going to be coming at the beginning of May 21, which is about 4 a.m. May 20 on the West Coast. That hardly seems fair, you know? We're getting screwed out of almost our entire last day! Or will Christ come back at noon Greenwich Mean Time? While that will be the moment when it's May 21 all over the planet, again, those of us on the West Coast will be done out of a substantial portion of that last day.

Any assistance our friends can offer on these salient points would be appreciated.

[stevedeshazer]

6. We always get screwed that way.

:rofl:

[Tesha]

14. Don't you hate it when God returns and you have a prior engagement? (NT)

[Polly Hennessey]

7. Christ returns

Oh, no, I won't be able to make it, I have a dental appointment.

[kentauros]

30. "Christ returns"

Is there a special counter for that? How long is the wait and the line? Can I expect to get my money back (like with the Church of the SubGenius) or is it store-credit only? :P

[spanone]

8. he's coming to my house for pizza and american idol reruns

[hlthe2b]

9. So no need to pay bills due mid May, then?

;)

[stevedeshazer]

11. I'll stop buying green bananas pretty soon.

And think of all the cool leftover low-mileage Buicks we can have.

[AndyTiedye]

10. Yes, We'll be Dancing in the Forest

If Jesus wants to join us, we won't turn him away.

[originalpckelly]

12. Jesus can kiss my ass.

He gets a discount everywhere, and he broadcasts to the world that he can come twice. Ickity perv.

I mean honestly, they always say Jesus saves, but geese please, I don't need it shoved in my face. And notice how much the son of God discount is talked about, but you never know how much things are discounted for Jesus, right?

And that whole second coming thing? Really? Do I need to hear that, and in of all places, A FUCKING CHURCH?

Sicko.

And I bet he's well hung too. OK, it may be on a cross, but still.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

15. Funnily enough, these morons dont' understand their own religion.

And nothing of what is supposed to come first has happened. These people are morons. And honestly, they wouldn't want Christ to come back. He would probably send most of them to hell.

[xchrom]

16. +1

[scarletwoman]

17. If Jesus really cared about those folks, he would have shown up before tax day. (nt)

[nadinbrzezinski]

18. I did pencil it in... as

the great disappointment.

[Orangepeel]

19. It's a Saturday. I might have a rapture party.

But I need ideas about what to serve. Deviled eggs? Devil's food cake? There's got to be a cocktail with an evil name.

[PassingFair]

24. Angel Food Cake and Heavenly Pie

[kentauros]

33. So far I've found a Red Devil and Blue Devil drink recipes

Also a book I'll need to get for a Tiki Party: Sippin' Safari :D

Red Devil
1/2 oz. Amaretto
1 oz. Sloe Gin
1/2 oz. Southern Comfort
1/2 oz. Triple Sec
1/2 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Lime Juice
5 oz. Orange Juice

Mixing Instructions
Mix alcohols, fill with orange juice.


Blue Devil
1/2 tsp Blue Curacao
1 oz Gin
1 tbsp Maraschino Liqueur
1/2 (Juice of) Lemon

Instructions
Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
Serve Blue Devil Cocktail in a Cocktail Glass


Still more...

Razzmanian devil
0.75 oz. Vodka (Liquor (White))
1.5 oz. Orange Juice (Juice)
0.75 oz. DeKuyper Razzmatazz Raspberry Schnapps (Liqueur)

Drink Recipe Instruction:

Mix Vodka, Razzmatazz, and OJ in shaker. Strain over ice into rocks glass. Serve as a shot


Green devil
1 tbs. Lime Juice (Juice)
Leaves of Mint (Spices and Flavorings)
1 1/2 oz. Green Creme de Menthe (Liqueur)
1 1/2 oz. Gin (Liquor (White))

Drink Recipe Instruction:

Shake gin, creme de menthe, and lime juice with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Decorate with mint leaves and serve.


Purple devil
1 Part Amaretto (Liqueur)
1 Splash 7-Up (Mixer)
1 Part Triple Sec (Liqueur)
1 Part Cointreau (Liqueur)
fill Cranberry juice (Juice)

Drink Recipe Instruction:

Shake alcohol with ice. Strain and pour over ice in a tall glass. Add cranberry juice to fill most of the way. Add a splash of 7-up if you want it fizzy!

The last three came from Drink Recipes Bar

Play something from the Blue Devils, too...

[ReggieVeggie]

20. I wonder what the entrance will be like

will he step out of a limo? off a learjet? floa on down from on high? will he interrupt CNN and say "I'm here! Die now."

[CanonRay]

21. Saw a lunatic outside Coors Field in Denver on Sunday

with this sign strapped to his head.

[Terra Alta]

22. I'll be working that day, but I'll be at the beach earlier that week.

I'm so glad Jesus is waiting until after my beach trip to come back. But why on a Saturday? Wouldn't it make more sense for him to come back on a Sunday morning, when most of his followers are in church and easier to find?

[Dj13Francis]

23. HAHAHAHA

Whatever.

http://youtu.be/7g5WKKs2sog

www.davidjamesfrancis.com

[handmade34]

25. can't wait

until the fundamentalists are gone... we will celebrate on the 22nd

[Earth_First]

26. I'll be cleaning out the liquor store...

I'm sure there's a fundie liquor store owner who won't be around any longer to maintain inventory control.

Aftewards, party at my place!

[WillyT]

27. Ok Now... Is He Coming Down, Or Are They Being Lifted Up ???

I'm so confused.

:shrug:

[gratuitous]

29. I'll want to take my bike

After all, it wouldn't really be heaven without it. I wonder if my helmet will come along? Seems like it would be rather superfluous. Evil motorists, please keep an eye peeled for any stray bike helmets in the road. Think of it as my last act of charity. You're all welcome.

[kentauros]

28. Not even that will stop Memorial Day Sales

:evilgrin:

[readmoreoften]

31. I've seen these. Can't I get a little bit of a break at the end of the semester?

Come on, Jesus. I need some prep time. I'm just tryin' to make a living here.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

32. They're everywhere:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=214x275197

[walldude]

34. Jesus is coming...

Look Busy.