Afterbirthers Demand To See Obama's Placenta

[L. Coyote]

WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. .....

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Rumors around the Beltway bad hair deva Donald Trump
financing this fringe-fringe element for his own political ends.

Others are saying this is just a distraction designed to move
the spotlight from the Orange County Republicans claiming
Obama is not really fully human, but part ape.

Meanwhile, another fringe of the Birthers expressed worries
that if someone does not soon prove Obama was at least born,
"those damnable atheist liberals will be creating a God."

READ MORE: http://www.theonion.com/articles/afterbirthers-demand-to-see-obamas-placenta,6866/

[rucky]

1. Brilliant!

I've heard that in Hawaii the parents eat the placenta - no joke.

[stellanoir]

2. Plancental Stew

is not exclusively a Hawaiian tradition if it is one there.

[pipi_k]

3. I prefer mine ground up and spread on crackers, thank you n/t

[stellanoir]

5. WOWS !!! Your sophistication in epicurism

is throroughly impressive.

[KittyWampus]

7. Maybe Anthony Bourdain needs to do a show in Hiwaii.

[jillan]

4. Love it! While I was reading that piece, I checked out the horoscopes - haha - I think they are

probably just as true as the ones they have in "real" newspapers.

[lame54]

6. We want the large placenta...

not the small one

[Hissyspit]

8. This is from a couple of years ago. Still funny and sad, though.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6408364