So I get this crap in my email:

[EstimatedProphet]

"April 19, 2011
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eventful is a group buying page, like Groupon. Apparently now they're shilling for Newsmax. Why the hell should I be getting Newsmax ads on a group buying site?!?

[Buzz Clik]

1. There's now a paper version of Newsmax? I guess they were tired of being virtual toilet paper.

[Mz Pip]

2. Internet polls are useless

Newsmax has really been pushing this one. Any Newsmax poll will go 90% in favor of the conservative response. And I suspect any Newsmax poll will show Obama being beat by anyone or anything.

[Lasher]

3. Why don't they just ask Turdblossom?

He says Trump is "...a joke candidate."