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FourScore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:36 PM Original message |
World Ends May 21st at 6pm. Be there, or be square. |
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hatrack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
1. Are they allowing for Daylight Savings Time? |
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1monster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 04:31 PM Response to Reply #1 |
44. And the various calander changes? And the strong possibility that Jesus was in |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
2. Cool, they'll all be gone the day before my brother's birthday! |
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flakey_foont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
3. so I can forgot my next car payment? |
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woodsprite (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
4. Guess that means I can save the postage on the grad party invite to my inlaws. n/t |
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Terry in Austin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:47 PM Response to Original message |
5. Haven't those people raptured yet? |
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Travelman (326 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
6. Dammit! That just completely screws up |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
7. I wonder if he took into account the conversion from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian.... |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:57 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. I'm guessing "no" |
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Richardo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:06 PM Response to Reply #10 |
16. Gives us another two weeks then.... |
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Kber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:01 PM Response to Reply #7 |
31. I'm confused. Does that mean that the world is ending 21 days later |
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jwirr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:29 PM Response to Reply #7 |
41. This guy did not even know those events existed. |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:34 PM Response to Reply #7 |
58. They did not take into account time zones |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
8. Did they figure in the adjustment to the Gregorian calendar? |
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Brother Buzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:17 PM Response to Reply #8 |
23. Well , Camping did figure in leap year |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:15 PM Response to Reply #23 |
36. I wonder why squared? |
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lonestarnot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 11:08 PM Response to Reply #8 |
70. And add the seconds or subtract (can't remember) due to earthquake in Japan? |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
9. Since they're not going to need it, can I have their stuff? |
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jtuck004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:01 PM Response to Reply #9 |
13. We have a front row seat to the biggest estate sale ever! eom |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:06 PM Response to Reply #13 |
17. I call dibs on the Lexus. |
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jtuck004 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:10 PM Response to Reply #17 |
20. LOL |
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NutmegYankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:22 PM Response to Reply #17 |
52. No they will. |
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Bake (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-21-11 04:00 PM Response to Reply #52 |
72. SSSSHHHHHH!!!! |
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RebelOne (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
11. So, does that mean that I will not have to buy |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 01:58 PM Response to Original message |
12. The Rupture, Boss! - The Rupture! |
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Uben (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
14. I'm on the metric system, can you convert? |
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kentuck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
15. I thought Jesus was coming? |
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BobbyBoring (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:09 PM Response to Reply #15 |
19. Me too, I'm confused! |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:13 PM Response to Reply #15 |
22. Aren't we supposed to keep Jesus in our hearts, though? |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:08 PM Response to Reply #15 |
33. Nah he's just breathing hard. n/t |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:19 PM Response to Reply #33 |
49. But he is risen! |
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Proud Liberal Dem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:07 PM Response to Original message |
18. Best.birthday.present.ever!!!! |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
21. "On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.", Purported to be on W.C. Field's gravestone. |
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OnlinePoker (837 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:18 PM Response to Original message |
24. So I shouldn't plan to make my Physio and Doctor appointments on the 24th? n/t |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
25. I'm traveling to Iowa for my mother's 80th birthday that day |
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jwirr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:36 PM Response to Reply #25 |
42. You just better hope that while she is being sucked out the door she |
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Wait Wut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-21-11 04:20 PM Response to Reply #42 |
75. ! |
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VWolf (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
26. Hmmm. That's my 17-year wedding anniversary. |
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conflictgirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 07:10 PM Response to Reply #26 |
66. Mine too! Same number of years too. |
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JuniperLea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:27 PM Response to Original message |
27. Damn! They're taking the campers! |
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Gregorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:36 PM Response to Original message |
28. Shoot! I made it through five years of math, and never learned about those holy numbers. |
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hootinholler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:07 PM Response to Reply #28 |
32. I thought the holy numbers were |
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Gregorian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 11:07 PM Response to Reply #32 |
69. I think the Holy Ghost might be like dividing by zero. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
29. Party at my house!!! |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 02:52 PM Response to Original message |
30. May 21, the end of the world. May 22, Earl Scheib. |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
34. I've got a lot to do can we move it back 'til the 22nd? |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:10 PM Response to Original message |
35. Whew, at least I'll be able to redeem my Groupon for a sushi rodízio before that! -nt |
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Armstead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
37. Gee, I thought that was next year? |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:18 PM Response to Original message |
38. I've started offering to buy the homes of 5/21ers for half their market value |
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Skidmore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
39. He's counting from an April Fool's day date??? |
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jwirr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
40. His mind was blown long before he figured that one out. |
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damntexdem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
43. GMT? EDT? Or will it roll around the world by time zone? |
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DCKit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
45. On that day, FNC needs to come back from a commercial break to an empty studio... |
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
46. Tornadoes in the Bible Belt, FIres in Texas, Earthquakes in Utah |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:02 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. I want to know why God doesn't hate |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:20 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. Verily, he hast smitten you |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-21-11 04:18 PM Response to Reply #50 |
74. Hmmm...you are right... |
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 06:46 PM Response to Reply #47 |
59. I'm saying that God is a liberal |
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handmade34 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:18 PM Response to Original message |
48. hmmm |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:21 PM Response to Reply #48 |
51. The image ... invisible toilet? |
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handmade34 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:23 PM Response to Reply #51 |
54. ... |
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mzteris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
53. I hope it's really really true |
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bluedigger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
55. Drats! I already paid May's rent! |
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ReggieVeggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
56. (4x12x18)^2 = 746496 |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
57. Ok 18:00 hours GMT, EST, PST |
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Ahpook (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
60. Woo Hoo, thats my birthday |
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rustydog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 06:50 PM Response to Original message |
61. DAMMIT! Are you sure? the 21st is my birthday |
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chowder66 (597 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 06:51 PM Response to Reply #61 |
62. ask for gifts early!!! |
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Earth_First (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 06:52 PM Response to Original message |
63. Is there a line in Vegas that I can bet on against this happening? |
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Wait Wut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-21-11 04:30 PM Response to Reply #63 |
78. Not a bad idea, actually. |
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Amaya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
64. finally! |
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verges (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
65. Yes, but if they go.... |
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quaker bill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 07:29 PM Response to Original message |
67. 6 pm where? |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
68. As I'm not an astronaut on the ISS, |
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Zanzoobar (618 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Apr-20-11 11:10 PM Response to Original message |
71. I think that's my dad's birthday. |
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sarcasmo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-21-11 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
73. May 22nd the new ending dat for the Planet will arrive. |
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Wait Wut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-21-11 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
76. On May 22nd... |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-21-11 04:30 PM Response to Reply #76 |
79. Ooh, will you excuse my Star Valley speeding ticket then? |
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Wait Wut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-21-11 04:48 PM Response to Reply #79 |
81. Absolutely! |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-21-11 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
77. Hell no; I have tickets to Waikiki and Ka'anapali Beach starting the 30th. |
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spanone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-21-11 04:30 PM Response to Original message |
80. i bought a front row seat with my CREDIT CARD.... |
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