"Success by Trump" (its not what you think...)

[kpete]

TUESDAY, APR 19, 2011 13:20 ET
Trump plans to bottle "Success"
The supposed presidential hopeful intends to market cologne and bathroom products

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Gawker reported Tuesday that Trump filed to trademark the phrase "Success by Trump" earlier this month for use in selling "cologne; perfume; fragrances; after-shave lotions; skin moisturizer; shampoo; conditioner; deodorant; soaps for hand, face, and body; body powder; bath oil; bath gel; bath salts; and bubble bath."

And what will the "Success by Trump" range smell like? We can only assume a mixture of Drakkar Noir and Listerine.

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/04/19/trump_trademarks_success

[SpiralHawk]

1. Djonald Galt (R) could team up with the Koch Boy-Os (R)

...and they could produce & market a line of Scented BumWad (R).

Americans of all political stripes would, um, merrilly take care of business, shall we say, using Trump-Galt-Koch Brand RepubliBumWad.

[Raven]

2. No hair spray? n/t

[Blue Owl]

3. ...the oily fragrance also contains subtle notes of batshit and crazy.

n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

4. He probably doesn't even use that shit himself.

[global1]

5. Trump Is Launching Success To Compete With Charlie Sheen's Winning.....nt

[and-justice-for-all]

6. I hope he runs....

I hope he runs as an independent. It will take votes away from what ever POS puke is running and be an uber-distraction for the teahadist. All the while, Obama will be handing each of them their asses for being fucking dumb asses and not focusing on the matters at hand and their inability to come up with viable solutions on everything from domestic matters to foreign relations.