The difference between a Boner and a Boehner

[salinen]

1. One is a dick, the other is a male sexual part.
2. I've never seen a Boner cry for no reason.
3. One could become a decent leader, the other is a congressman from Ohio.
4. Both are bribed easily.
5. Ugly, wrinkled, and hairy. Guess which?
6. One lies near an asshole. The other is an asshole liar.

Play with me!

[Ron Green]

1. I'm old, so I remember another definition of a "boner:"

it's a mistake.

[HopeHoops]

2. One thinks for itself and gets an entire body to go along with it. The other - speaker of the House

I did NOT capitalize speaker intentionally. He isn't worthy of the title.

[Pharaoh]

3. One is good and one is bad

:party:

[al_liberal]

4. One is a big reason for birth control, the other creates human life.

[al_liberal]

5. One has an orange head, the other looks human.

[salinen]

7. You're on a roll

both winners.

on edit: both wieners.

[titaniumsalute]

6. One is fun to play with, the other is fun to laugh at.

One weeps after stimulation, the other weeps after intoxication.

[TheCowsCameHome]

8. One gets stiff on occasion, the other is stiff nearly all the time.

[chollybocker]

9. One is a proponent of a trickle-down economy.

The other is an aging, disappointing member.

[chowder66]

10. one has a throbbing head...

while the other makes my head throb.

[chowder66]

11. One thinks with its head while the other

one thinks about what that is supposed to mean.

[Blaukraut]

12. One HAS a nutbag, the other one IS a nutbag n/t

[chowder66]

13. LOL!

[al_liberal]

14. One needs a lot of tissues, the other uses them as a last resort.