Now that that Homeland Security Color codes have gone away, I have to get rid of my duct tape

[Renew Deal]

And this is one way to do it: http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2011/04/18/dnt.duct.tape.prom.dress.WUPW

[Blue Owl]

1. The threat level at our local airport has been "ORANGE" for like 4 years now

Kinda funny when your chances of being struck by lightning are far greater than being involved in a terrorism incident.

[damntexdem]

2. Instead of getting rid of duct tape, it would be better to get rid of ...

Hoaxland Security.

Keep the duct tape and watch old Red Green episodes. ;-)

[Erose999]

3. Not so fast... the new system has only 2 threat levels - "elevated" and "imminent". In other words -

Don't be happy - just worry. :)

[spin]

4. Duct tape has a million uses ...

a doctor recently told me it will get rid of warts.