Hubby said he dreamed that Cheney

[malaise]

died and I was popping the champagne cork.

I haven't seen anything in the news on the dick - is there any news?
To be sure, I have long stated that whenever that happens I will be popping that champagne cork.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

1. You will not be alone

[Angry Dragon]

2. One can only hope............

[Vinnie From Indy]

3. One wonders how many people have been whacked to get their organs for

Darth Cheney.

[Dennis Donovan]

4. Sadly, Cheney's dead....

...but his body is still animate. ;-)

[KansDem]

5. I must admit...

...seeing "popping the champagne cork" and "news on the dick" at the same time had me...well...giggling.

But then, it's Friday! :woohoo:

[Poll_Blind]

6. Too bad I couldn't track him like a FedEx package on his way to hell. I'd refresh THAT page.

April 22 2011 8:39AM Dick Cheney's information transmitted to Fedex Priority Air (Washington, DC)
April 22 2011 10:39AM Customer-loaded trailer picked up (Washington, DC)
April 22 2011 1:39PM Arrived at FedEx sort facility (Orlando, FL)
April 22 2011 1:58PM Scanned at FedEx sort facility (Orlando, FL)
April 22 2011 3:16PM Departed FedEx sort facility (Orlando, FL)
April 22 2011 8:15PM Arrived at FedEx sort facility (Gehenna, Everlasting Torment)
April 22 2011 9:21PM Scanned at FedEx sort facility (Gehenna, Everlasting Torment)
April 22 2011 9:42PM Scanned at FedEx destination location (Gehenna, Everlasting Torment)
April 22 2011 9:42PM Business closed (Gehenna, Everlasting Torment)

PB

[malaise]

9. LOL

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

16. Tracking number 666

[Dappleganger]

17. DUzy worth!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[malaise]

22. Seriously

:rofl: :rofl:

[Kurovski]

26. Brilliant!

:rofl:

And oddly adorable. It would work for even someone we love who worked for FedEX. (with destination changed, of course)

[DCKit]

30. Funny that you would think to route him through Florida.

But it's highly plausible.

[calimary]

32. LOL!

[hlthe2b]

7. You're covered on that one...

(Just call it a wake for any of your friends who might express undeserved horror)....;)

[Jack Rabbit]

8. News Flash Friday April 22 . . . Dick Cheney still Undead

. . . Sir Paul McCartney still lives . . .

[malaise]

10. Hehehehehe

I'll check again at noon :evilgrin:

[Hutzpa]

14. When was the last time you heard a British Rocker died?

British rockers never died, so no surprises for Sir Paul being alive or Keith 'the cokehead' Richards
with Mick Jagger. These guys are immortal.

[malaise]

15. They're pickled

Seriously they're tough nuts to crack

[Erose999]

20. Mick Ronson died in 1993. And Joe Strummer in 2002.

[Arugula Latte]

19. ...

White on white translucent black capes
Back on the rack
Richard Bruce Cheney's dead

The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Richard Bruce Cheney's dead

Undead undead undead

The virginal brides file past his tomb
Strewn with time's dead flowers
Bereft in deathly bloom
Alone in a darkened room
The count
Richard Bruce Cheney's dead

Undead undead undead

[Turbineguy]

11. I'm all set.

Just need to run down for the 6 ft sandwiches.

[peace frog]

12. He is heartless

Literally. That's one organ that can't be harvested upon his death.

[malaise]

13. So am I when it comes to

the Dick

[peace frog]

23. Well, karma is a bitch, ain't she

Not that The Dick would care, but still.

[Bandit]

18. What a wonderful dream your hubby had..

I believe the world will rejoice when that specimen of pure evil meets his maker..

[malaise]

21. He's heard me say that so often that it was

parked in his subconscious - I have brainwashed the poor man. He was cracking up with laughter as we had our coffee. :evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

24. I can't approve of this, yet I'm going to reccomend.

Because I'm like, so totally lying!

I've already long-ago planned to stay off the internet for a few days after it happens. There is enough evidence of my hate-filled, spiteful behavior as it is. I might throw a party at home, an intimate celebration of the good things in life. :rofl: :hi:

[malaise]

27. Love you Comrade Leader

:rofl: :fistbump:

[Kurovski]

28. The same back in aces.

:loveya: The central committee will be sending you an extra ration of potatoes, 'cuz that's how we Commies roll, baby.

[malaise]

29. Bwaaaaaaaaaaah hahahahha

:rofl:

[shanti]

25. only the good die young

n/t

[calimary]

31. When he passes, I will do a smudging with sacred sage.

Should mask the smell of sulfur.

[malaise]

39. LOL

:hi:

[lunatica]

33. How will they know he's dead? He doesn't have a pulse or heartbeat

[southernyankeebelle]

34. LOL, My mom and her dad made a toast of red wine when Mussolini was hung. They hated him.

[alfredo]

35. As long as he sleeps in the soil of Transylvania, he will live forever.

[onethatcares]

36. I'll race ya to the wine cellar, well

really the kitchen counter.

[Liberal_Stalwart71]

37. It should be one thing that unites DU!! n/t

[ThomWV]

38. I believe he's still Hummmmmin' right along with that electric pump of his

Remember, the man has no heartbeat.