CNN JUST IN: Trump says his men in Hawaii said "The birth certificate is missing."

[Snoutport]

Trump said "someone" told him. What an idiot.

[DFW]

1. So is Trump's sanity

Maybe they're in the same place?

[spanone]

2. well don, SEVERAL people have told me you are a fucking idiot

cnn....comedy news network

[RagAss]

3. His men in Hawaii??? Who is this MOTHERFUCKER ?? AL CAPONE???

[Snoutport]

6. They think if they say it enough it will be true...which, with idiots, often works.

[RagAss]

13. Agreed.

[Snoutport]

35. which is why we all need to keep sharing all these stories...so people really take in the info

sarah palin is my prime example...the mainstream media is still giving her great props but her popularity has dropped because people have made sure everyone knows what a dork she is.

Same with trump...gotta make sure everyone knows he is a dork too.

[Motown_Johnny]

23. I think it is a trap laid out for them. If Obama has any real birther trouble

in the election he will wait as long as possible, then some lucky journalist will "get the scoop" and (magically) gain access to where the original is. It won't ever be released but the film crew, and maybe the Governor of Hawaii, will be there to verify that it exists just as Pres. Obama always said it did.

Once that is done all the air will go out of the birther balloon and they will look like the fools that they are.

I don't think he will need to do this, but this guy plans 5 moves ahead at all times. I am fairly sure it is a trap and he is waiting until it is needed before springing it.

[Motown_Johnny]

14. he sent investigators there (or so he says) Jon Stewart did a great bit on it

where he puts his feet up on his desk, drinks some cocktail with an umbrella in it while wearing sunglasses and pretending to talk to Donald on the phone about how hard a job it is and how long it is going to take, oh and send more money.


I don't do it justice but you get the idea.


I guess Don's people are going to be in Hawaii for the duration.

[RagAss]

19. LOL !... Scam in progress...I'm waiting for Don King to throw his hat in the ring.

[Snoutport]

46. I heard bernie madoff and donald trump had the same toupee maker

[Starbucks Anarchist]

4. "Someone" told me Trump is a child molester.

[Ship of Fools]

27. heeheeheehee

not intended to be a factual -- oh wait ... NOW i'm confused ...

[niyad]

5. dear goddess, cnn actually covered this as "news"??? PLEASE tell me this is really from the Onion

[Snoutport]

7. Under their "JUST IN" banner and everything and I heard Trump say the words myself

[niyad]

10. yet another reason not to listen to cnn.

[niyad]

8. "someone" told me he has a tiny member and no idea how to use it

[RKP5637]

32. And keeps it under his hair! LOL n/t

[Wounded Bear]

9. I thought they fired "someone".....

Haven't they been using "some people" for a while now?

Or is it "most Americans?"

I can't keep their sources straight. It's pretty bad when Wikipedia is a stronger source than their "people".

:shrug:

[Iggo]

31. Last week, they busted out 'word on the street is...' (n/t)

[proud2BlibKansan]

11. So the report from Hawaii that no one had been there to look at it was a lie?

Or is Trump lying?

Hmmm.

[Snoutport]

22. A Republican lie? How dare you say such a thing!

[Snoutport]

12. HAWAII DOESN'T HAVE BIRTH CERTIFICATES...they have certificates of live birth

I will bet he will use the semantics to get out of this...just like when they said he did not vote in the primaries he came back swinging saying they are lying and that he "voted in every general election!" (Two totally different subjects)

[niyad]

16. can anybody tell me what is the actuall difference between a birth certificate and a certificate of

live birth?

[kestrel91316]

24. You say tomayto, I say tomahto.........THAT sort of difference.

[housewolf]

59. There's something called a "long form" birth cert and then there's a "certificate of live birth"

The "Certificate of Live Birth" is what is provided to a baby's parents and to individuals requesting copies of their birth certificate. It's an official document from the State.

The so-called "long form" birth certificate may contain information that's not on the "Certificate of Live Birth", such as the name of the hospital where the baby was delivered, the delivering doctor and the name of the parents. This is a private document and access to it is restricted. I've heard that it can be viewed in person by the specific individual it pertains to, but can't be copied for privacy issues. This includes situations such as adoptions, where the "long form" may contain information that's been intended to remain private, such as the name or names of the birth parents who were guaranteed privacy regarding their parentage. Adoptive parents are provided with a "Certificate of Live Birth" showing them as the parents, but the identities of the birth parent(s) remains hidden. An individual who was adopted receives a "Certificate of Live Birth" with the names of the adoptive parents; however, he or she can view their "long form" certificate later in life if they wish.

Even the Governor of Hawaii can't access Barack Obama's birth certificate (he tried and isn't allowed access by law).

[LLStarks]

56. Hawaii does have a birth certificate and the Nordyke twins, born a day after Obama, showed theirs.nt

[graywarrior]

15. They should have a reality face-off between Trump & Ventura

[madinmaryland]

48. Trump would never have a hair issue after meeting Ventura.

[Snoutport]

57. I always wonder how long that hair is when it is wet and hanging down...

[graywarrior]

60. Trump wouldn't understand the absurdity of Ventura's logic

[autorank]

67. It would end in a TKO very quickly;)

[Dont call me Shirley]

17. CrapNotNews Just In:

Trump's Doctors says his brain is missing.

[GodlessBiker]

18. Trump's men should be looking for the hedge trimmer to sheer that rat's nest off his head.

[Snoutport]

28. CNN JUST IN: Trump's hairspray causes the hole in the ozone AND autism.

[niyad]

52. and I just bought a new one today!!

[yellowcanine]

20. "his men"? Were they "blacks?"

[Ikonoklast]

65. Get it right.

Trump has no problem with the blacks.



Oh, and if Trump actually paid any live person to do anything of any kind in Hawaii, I'll eat my hat.

He's just making all this bullshit up as he goes along, and like the bad liar that he is, the tale gets more outrageous as he tells it.


Trump will say that President Obama is really the Lindbergh baby next.

[mike_c]

21. someone told me the Donald is a half-fuckwit....

Pfft. I love watching republicans crash and burn.

[Snoutport]

25. Me too... I can't help it. These upcoming books on Palin will make her blow a gasket...please let

it be in public!

[Old and In the Way]

26. Karl Rove is loving this......

not. Guess we'll need to ask all of the other Republican candidates what their thoughts are on this very important issue. :rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

29. His "men"?

How many "men" does he "have"?

[Faygo Kid]

30. Where's your draft record, Donald?

It bears repeating.

[Phoenix63]

33. "Not intended to be a factual statement".

:shrug:

[Snoutport]

36. LOL...that is my favorite "catch-all" phrase these days!! I add it to the end of every republican

statement....

[Phoenix63]

40. It really is hard to beat...

And considering the avalanche of lies flowing from the GOP it works out really well.

[niyad]

43. welcome to DU--you are just in time for lots of fun

[Snoutport]

50. And welcome to DU!

[Raine]

34. Oh OK than ... that's proof positive Obama has committed a fraud

against America. :sarcasm:

[RamboLiberal]

37. CNN Story

Washington (CNN) – Real estate mogul Donald Trump's latest claim about President Obama's birth certificate is that it's missing.

"Well I've been told very recently, Anderson, that the birth certificate is missing," Trump told CNN's Anderson Cooper Monday. "I've been told that it's not there or it doesn't exist. And if that's the case it's a big problem."

When asked from whom he received the information, Trump said he didn't want to say and that he feels bad about the situation.

"I'd love for him to produce his birth certificate so that you can fight one-on-one," Trump said in an interview set to air Monday. "If you look at what he's doing to fuel prices, you can do a great fight one-on-one, you don't need this issue

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2011/04/25/trumps-newest-blast/

[malaise]

49. Why is CNN carrying on this undiluted

FUCKERY?

[niyad]

38. uhh, donny dear??? WHAT was that document the gov of hawaii has shown, seen by millions of people??

[Snoutport]

71. CNN is running a story that the birth certificate is real...after giving trump lots of free time.

[City Lights]

39. The Chump can go fuck himself.

Up, down, and sideways.

[Luminous Animal]

41. I wish we had a separate forum for "insane right wing blather and the people who can't

stop noticing it"

[mzteris]

53. it's really separate -

has a separate name and everything...


it's called Fr-- R------c!


:rofl:

[Snoutport]

55. The point that CNN is pushing the story into homes all over america

does make it worth comment.

[Raine]

70. Unfortunately ignoring him won't make him go away

(to late for that) so then expose him for the ridiculous ass he is.

[Fuzz]

42. Well, shit. The jig is up.

[niyad]

44. shhhhh, did you hide it reallllly well like I asked you to?

[Fuzz]

45. We've already said too much.

[louslobbs]

47. No it's not, it's all over the internet, "his men" are missing their brains plain and simple and so

is the wind bag Trump.
Lou

[NYC_SKP]

51. I love this. Let them run with this, it can only help our side.

The crazy right will be split between the half crazy and the totally off the charts crazy.

Trump must run, if he doesn't someone must take up the birther mantle.

:patriot:

[Bozita]

54. Now he should send them to find GWB's missing LSAT score

[Ferret Annica]

58. Then they said, "P.S. send more money"

The only thing missing on Trump is a brain and common sense. But hey, his toupee is in order, so it's all good, right?

[muntrv]

61. Donnie's brian is missing.

[Zoeisright]

62. Oh shut the fuck up, you useless dick.

Trump is an excellent example of the need for retroactive birth control.

[niyad]

63. I thought I was the only person who used that line

[autorank]

66. The mother ship is on the way to pick him up

Along with Bush, Rummy and the rest of the Insane Clowns from outer space. He is not this world.

[Marr]

64. So let me get this straight.

The shadowy foreign interests who are pulling the strings can install a president and discredit truth-seekers with their massive media machines. They can carry out a decades-long conspiracy that began with a fake birth announcement, ever keeping their steely gaze on the ultimate prize of world domination. They can do all of this...

...but they can't manage to get a phoney birth certificate into the filing cabinet of Podunk, Hawaii.

[LynneSin]

69. Or what is that thing living on trump's head

crazy ain't it

[LynneSin]

68. So who is filing charges against 'Trump's Men' for violating a host of laws

I mean I can't just randomly walk into someplace and demand a birth certificate or better yet 'sneak a peak'

[lame54]

72. It must have been Don's Ho's

[DainBramaged]

73. CNN, simply stoopid news.......