Capitalocracy
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Tue Apr-26-11 08:57 PM
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How do you get a job as one of Donald Trump's "investigators"? |
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Getting paid to go on a wild goose chase through Hawaii... sounds like a sweet deal!
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Cleita
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Tue Apr-26-11 08:59 PM
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1. Your boobs probably aren't big enough and |
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no doubt there would be a "casting couch" type interview for the job.
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Capitalocracy
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Tue Apr-26-11 09:00 PM
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3. Oh, that wouldn't even be worth it. |
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Tue Apr-26-11 09:00 PM
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Tue Apr-26-11 09:03 PM
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Tue Apr-26-11 09:05 PM
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5. Learn how to say, "You have beautiful hair, Mr. Trump." |
Marie Marie
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Tue Apr-26-11 09:07 PM
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6. LIE!! Big fat whopping lies. Lie like you've never lied before. |
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Lie to make the "truth" fit the agenda. Oh, and then tell him his hair looks nice.
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Tue Apr-26-11 09:28 PM
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7. "Oh, and then tell him his hair looks nice" |
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In other words, continue to lie?
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Marie Marie
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Tue Apr-26-11 09:46 PM
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8. Now you're gettin' it! You're HIRED!! |
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