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this Fark thread. The site is politically split right down the middle, but not on this issue. There are 450 comments so far.
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--I don't believe Hawaii was officially a state in 1961. I need to see the long form of the state ratification.
--Hey, birthers! Do you know what a non-epistemological claim is? Look it up.
--Someone feed that man his own balls.
(Reply) Just wait till the election.
--"Don't argue with idiots. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."
--Trump is not a birther, he's an opportunist. He knows exactly what he's doing.
(Reply) If you pretend to be an idiot. You deserve to be taken at your word. Pretending to be a birther is just as retarded (perhaps moreso) than actually being one.
--I heard he's actually really bad at miniature golf. Whar scorecard, whar?
--You don't quite get the prize yet, you need to take another step. Your almost there. I swear after the next step you'll get your prize.
--When's he going to release the real, full-length one?
--So did ANY birthers out there respond with "Thank you. We asked for the long-form birth certificate for months and that's exactly what you've provided. We consider the issue closed."?
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5130GXFV6FL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg--Christ, talk about moving the farking goalposts.
TRUMP: THE SKY IS POLKADOT!
OBAMA: Nope, that's blue.
TRUMP: I ACCOMPLISHED WHAT NOBODY ELSE COULD!
You're a special kind of stupid, Trump, a genuinely special kind of a stupid, and it's therefore little wonder that you're beloved by Republicans.
--The Kübler-Ross - Five Stages Of Grief regarding a ni@@er in the White House:
Denial (Birthers)
Anger (Joe Wilson)
Bargaining (Haley Barbour)
Depression (Mitt Romney)
Acceptance (Mike Huckabee)
The Birthers haven't gotten very far in 30 months
--Guess what? The election is over. Obama won.
-- WHAR BIRF SERTIFCAT O THAR IT IS
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Lovin' it. Should have added a "Whoomp" for added effect.
--You would think that the fundies might start to notice that they're being trolled with this shiat if the focus really does shift to his school records. As a coastal Republican, i have to wonder if my older peers feel ashamed of their deification of Reagan now. That rat bastard is the one who courted these evangelical farktards to begin with. After the repeal of prohibition, the jesus freaks pretty much stayed out of politics if i do recall my readings. farker sowed the seeds and now we reap the harvest of tares, grotesquely obese mutant tares.
--He should have done this 2 years a ago just to shut these people up. Which makes me think they wanted the birther issue to live on for some political reason.
(Reply)Of course, when your opponent points his gun at his own face, you don't try to stop him!
(Reply) "If your opponent is of choleric temperment, seek to irritate him"
(Reply) Sun Tzu is definitely in the house.
--Don't forget now, birthers will need to actually HANDLE the REAL birth certificate to make sure it isn't a government fake. If they call in professional document examiners who find it genuine, they'll cry that the examiners themselves are government shills.
You fools. You poor simplteton fools. He's not even human.
--Haven't read all the comments yet so forgive me if I'm repeating, but is it not perhaps the least little bit possible that Obama was sitting back giggling about this whole thing for the past 2 years or so, while allowing the birthers to make an even more complete wreck of the right wing and now since he has started his re-election campaign chose to release the cert just to prove how retarded the birthers are and possibly by association with the nuts as some Repubs are, completely discredit conservatives of practically any stripe in this country by tossing them all into the same loony bin? Methinks someone has read The Prince (or maybe one of his handlers has). If that was his cunning plan, I have to give him credit for it. I may not like most of his politics, but if he and his staff actually did that, well, man, it's pure evil genius for a re-election campaign.
--This is not a mistake for Obama, it's pure win. And he farked them using their own idiocy. There's no possible spin that can fix this for the GOP.
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