Shoot! I Was Kind Of Hoping The Birth Certificate Would Say

[Solomon]

that Obama is Jewish. LOL

They've accused him of everything under the sun - Muslim, Christian, Terrorist, Corporatist, Socialist, everything except the one thing that would truly make their heads explode.

:rofl: It's the only thing left. :hide:

[ChoppinBroccoli]

1. I Really Thought I Was Onto Something With My Whole "Obama's Mother Was A Man" Thing

The birth certificate clearly shows that his mother's name is Stanley. I'm surprised nobody is claiming that his REAL mother was a gay man who was a citizen of some other country.

[tridim]

2. Don't forget atheist.

The worst "ist" there is.

[zbdent]

4. unless it's Ayn Rand ...

then it's fine ... even better if the "-ist" is an admirer of a cold-blooded murderer ...

[polichick]

3. Or include a doctor's note saying "Exceptionally large penis." lol

[zbdent]

5. in the immortal words of Robin Williams ...

"Uh, that's the umbilical cord ..."

[elleng]

6. ...

:rofl:

[Solomon]

7. LOL

:rofl:

[florida08]

8. no you din't

:spray:

[RedCloud]

9. Wow! A talking birth certificate. Now he's a space alien to boot.

[pipi_k]

10. But how huge of a surprise would it have been...

if the space for "Father" said Donald Trump...


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