Ronald Reagan NEVER Showed Us His Long Form Birth Certificate!

[The Doctor.]

(I told this to my friend's birther son, and he STFU)


"Therefore, we don't know if he was ever the legitimate President of the US!

Wait! That also goes for Bush Sr. and Bush Jr.!

And for Clinton, Carter, Ford, Nixon... even Abraham Lincoln!

How can you say that George W was qualified to be President? You say he was?
Great, show me exactly the same proof of Bush's legitimacy that you will accept for Obama."



oe; Syntax

[damntexdem]

1. That's it! What a scofflaw! Impeach him retroactively! And posthumously!

Deport his remains to B-Movieland!

;-)

[The Doctor.]

8. Bwhahahahaaa...

To Bollywood with him!

[Drale]

2. Washington was not born a US citizen

Was he a "real" president? He was a british citizen.

[givemebackmycountry]

3. I understand that Nixon had a Extra Long Form...

They didn't call him "Tricky Dick" for nuthin'.

[WatchWhatISay]

4. Republicans only have short forms.

[monmouth]

5. Rumor is Reagan was born in Ireland. Who knows?....n/t

[HubertHeaver]

12. Well, he was born in a bar.

[mysuzuki2]

6. you don't understand

all those other presidents didn't need to show their birth certificates-they were white guys. Seriously, has any other president ever even been asked to show a birth certificate?

[immoderate]

7. Bullseye!

Who's gonna ask the dude in the cowboy suit hawking borax where he was born? White, I mean.

--imm

[The Doctor.]

11. Seriously, that's exactly why this shuts them up.

It proves they're racists shitheads.

[asjr]

9. When Reagan was born no one

was around who could read the scratched numbers on the slate tablet.

[ThomWV]

10. Certificates are not issued to those born or a Jackal

[alfredo]

13. He did show his lack of short term memory.