What do you call 100 price gouging oilsters on the bottom of the ocean?

[MrScorpio]

[taterguy]

1. Pushers who provide me with my fix

How else am I gonna get to work?

[MrScorpio]

2. I qualified that question with "price gouging"

If they didn't do that, there wouldn't be as much of a problem.

[taterguy]

10. If only we could kick the habit

Once you're an addict you're willing to pay almost any price.

[The Magistrate]

3. A Good Start, Sir

[Xipe Totec]

4. A waste of a good bottle nt

[Uncle Joe]

5. Did you mean "bottom" of the ocean?

Thanks for the thread, MrScorpio.

[MrScorpio]

6. Damn you, Auto correct

Damn you to blazes!

[tridim]

7. Lucky that they weren't drawn and quartered first.

[karnac]

8. is a 10 percent profit margin price gouging? am i a pig?!?!?!?!?!?

chevron makes about 5.3 billion per quarter on sales of about 54 billion. BP is about the same even after paying out for the gulf disaster.

http://istockwizard.blogspot.com/2011/04/chevron-corp-nyse-cvx-q1-earnings.html
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/bp-net-profit-up-17-production-drops-2011-04-27?link=MW_latest_news

my profit margin is about 40 percent so i must be a real OINKER!!

ok, ok i only make about 30 k net so maybe just a piglet.

[Brigid]

9. My first thought was "not enough."

But "a good start" will do.

[JackRiddler]

11. We want a didactic example, not a class massacre.

;)