Diane SAWYER didn't go to Egypt but asks, "How much do you want to see them KISS?!1"

[UTUSN]

Guess who "them" is. Anyway, Diane stuck to her spike heels back at the studio in New York, skulking around the floor where a map of Egypt was spread, hunched over and pointing down to "there" and "there", while Katie and Anderson skeedaddled IN and skeedaddled OUT and Lara got hand raped.

But she and the whole lot of them who never asked Shrub a hard question are definitely in London asking every kid and anything that moves, "How much do you want to see them KISS?!1"

[Angry Dragon]

1. I am waiting for the honeymoon bedroom scenes

[FSogol]

2. I'm waiting to the mother-in-law to display the bloody sheets as evidence of the bride's purity.

What? Every medieval custom shouldn't make a comeback?