Woman Busted for Buying Prostitute for Elderly Dad in Tampa

[The Straight Story]

Woman Busted for Buying Prostitute for Elderly Dad in Tampa

Undoubtedly the first time Maurice Kirchberg held his daughter Pia 51 years ago, he looked down at the baby girl and thought, Someday, when I'm old and gray and completely devoid of sex, this baby girl will buy me a prostitute. Nothing quite cements that father-daughter bond like a lady buying a hooker for her dear old dad.

According to Tampa's ABC affiliate, 51-year-old Pia Kirchberg offered a prostitute a mere $20 to get it on with her 80-year-old father Maurice. Which, really, is just an insult to the fine profession of prostitution. A real prostitute would take nothing less than 100 roses an hour. Kirchberg was out looking in an area of town known for prostitution.

Unfortunately for her, Kirchberg wasn't dealing with a real prostitute, but an undercover officer who was part of a sting.

Both Kirchbergs were arrested for soliciting a prostitute, but at least they get matching father-daughter mug shots they'll remember forever.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2011/04/woman_busted_for_buying_prosti.php

[hlthe2b]

1. I guess I can't be so immediately judgmental...

I have to wonder what was behind the decision, however misguided, that led the daughter to do this. Was her father severely depressed? Was she at wits end to find a way to help him? I know this is just ridiculous speculation, but the point remains. There was a story behind this ill fated decision and I withhold judgment. Love for an aging, beloved family member can make one do bizarre things sometimes.

[Scuba]

6. +1

[JohnnyLib2]

7. another +1

[cliffordu]

17. And yet another +1

[eShirl]

2. No good deed goes unpunished.

[JackintheGreen]

3. "We've decided to give you super sex for your birthday"

"I'll have the soup."

[MineralMan]

4. One does not "buy" a prostitute. One engages the prostitute to

perform a service. There is a difference. Lousy headline writer.

[Bluenorthwest]

11. We bow to the voice of experience....

as always.

[MineralMan]

12. Actually, I've never hired a prostitute for anything.

I consider it unethical and abusive. I am, however, familiar with language. Thanks for taking the time to reply to my post.

[GKirk]

5. I hope my daughters will do

something like this for me some day. :)
I just hope they can tell the difference between a hooker and a cop. :D

[monmouth]

9. Best response evah! Wish I could rec it...LOL...n/t

[lpbk2713]

8. "Dad, I know I promised you a new SUV ...

... but this is the only Hummer I could afford." :shrug:

[Teaser]

10. OH SNAP

.

[mysuzuki2]

20. good one

[Bigmack]

13. As I get older... the idea of a mercy-fuck is less and less distasteful. nt

[cliffordu]

16. Yep. Young people don't get how lonely it can be.....

[Ezlivin]

14. Now THAT'S the kind of senior moment I'm talkin' about

N/T

[RC]

15. Why is it, that you

can buy and sell most anything except sex?
You can do sex for free, if you want.
You can trade sex for dinner or dinner for sex.
But you can't legally trade sex for money? Why is that?

[seabeyond]

18. i suppose if a person goes out to dinner with someone and then has sex, it must be a trade for the

meal?

[RC]

21. Not necessarily, but it happens.

[dembotoz]

19. old people get tired of being alone too

as i get older i have come to realize that the younger generations believe that once you pass a certain magic age, all desire for the opposite sex leaves.
Have not as of yet found that to be true....
I will admit that opportunity has really decreased but the desire remains.