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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsJohn Fugelsang wins EVERYTHING with this.
Copied from my Facebook page:
"The irony is that "mini-stroke" is sort of how Stormy Daniels described the whole experience."
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John Fugelsang wins EVERYTHING with this. (Original Post)
Siwsan
Sep 2020
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yonder
(9,686 posts)1. He's gotta be a genius. Day in and day out he keeps coming up with these.
I wish I had a tenth of that talent.
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)2. $130,000 per inch?
Disaffected
(4,574 posts)3. Yabut,
that's only $51,181 per centimetre.
Now queue the jokes about Slow-pitch Baseball...
CaptYossarian
(6,448 posts)4. He would have saved money if he hadn't been aroused.
Stormy wanted sex, but Donald was playing Operation. (She didn't buzz.)
paleotn
(18,015 posts)5. Ouch! That'll leave a mark.
Glad I never had the misfortune of getting into an insult contest with Fugelsang back in high school. No one at my alma mater had that kind of talent.
bucolic_frolic
(43,511 posts)6. Yes that is a grand slam for going FULL CIRCLE
time wise, theme wise, word wise ...
sarge43
(28,946 posts)8. In the words of Captain Sulu, "Oh myyyy."
unitedwethrive
(1,997 posts)10. Love it!!