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Stuart G

(38,458 posts)
Mon Feb 1, 2021, 09:41 PM Feb 2021

How in the hell does someone come up with, "Jewish Space Lasers."

I have heard lots of stuff against lots of different groups including Jews....but this one is new to me.

......Jewish Space Lasers........started the California fires. !!!!

If anyone needs total proof that this person is ..."NUTS"....those three words are the proof..
How does any sane person come up with those three words, yet alone believe in them? (or write about
those words in a single sentence)...

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How in the hell does someone come up with, "Jewish Space Lasers." (Original Post) Stuart G Feb 2021 OP
doing drugs and watching Mel Brooks "History of the world part one" mucifer Feb 2021 #1
Never seen that...Thanks for Posting...Jews in Space...Mel Brooks.. K and R Stuart G Feb 2021 #4
Don't know BUT bluestarone Feb 2021 #2
She'll say anything..mouth and brain are disengaged! Thekaspervote Feb 2021 #3
Whoever starts/started these dumbass conspiracies just sits around Goodheart Feb 2021 #5
I was thinking the same thing. Some guy is sitting around thinking how ludicrous can I get and Irish_Dem Feb 2021 #9
She didn't actually use that phrase, you can see her original post on the issue, here... PoliticAverse Feb 2021 #6
Note One Thing She Did Say ProfessorGAC Feb 2021 #12
Picture 1,000 words Denzil_DC Feb 2021 #15
Ha! LeftInTX Feb 2021 #19
She writes like that??? LeftInTX Feb 2021 #17
nm qazplm135 Feb 2021 #20
I love that movie... PoliticAverse Feb 2021 #32
The certainty in her tone, in her sarcasm, of the soundness coti Feb 2021 #36
People that listen to Alex Jones and George Noori can believe anything nt doc03 Feb 2021 #7
These folks believe that a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles is running sop Feb 2021 #8
Easy. Behind the Aegis Feb 2021 #10
yes JI7 Feb 2021 #39
Yep. jeffreyi Feb 2021 #44
Opportunity missed Denzil_DC Feb 2021 #11
Like this: LeftInTX Feb 2021 #13
love it! StClone Feb 2021 #16
Put this on the fridge this morning. texasfiddler Feb 2021 #18
That's great! bif Feb 2021 #28
Oh that needs it's own post so we can rec it up... KentuckyWoman Feb 2021 #29
Looney Tunes funniest ways Marvin the Martian Tried to Blow-up Earth StClone Feb 2021 #14
No more proof needed malaise Feb 2021 #21
After the Bowling Green Massacre and drinkig bleach, this isn't much of a stretch Norbert Feb 2021 #22
Sharks with laser beams was taken. theneworiginal Feb 2021 #23
Lol! Buckeye_Democrat Feb 2021 #34
Mad Libs. Amaryllis Feb 2021 #24
Come on, they're real! Operation Crossbow! Dread Pirate Roberts Feb 2021 #25
Racism and bigotry doesn't have to make sense. MarcATL Feb 2021 #26
GPS chips and mind control drugs in the "Pelosi" vaccines. KentuckyWoman Feb 2021 #27
Next up will be lawn moles rising up to chew holes in our car tires. KY_EnviroGuy Feb 2021 #30
Russia has done it elsewhere, such as helping to... Buckeye_Democrat Feb 2021 #37
This message was self-deleted by its author geralmar Feb 2021 #41
Oh, I agree. Buckeye_Democrat Feb 2021 #43
They left fingerprints all over Brexit, too. KY_EnviroGuy Feb 2021 #42
Facebook! Bettie Feb 2021 #31
Like this COLGATE4 Feb 2021 #33
"How does any sane person come up with those three words" Talitha Feb 2021 #35
it's not nuts it's hatred, bigotry, anti semitism JI7 Feb 2021 #38
Makes even less sense than Trump's "poor forest management" claim. Initech Feb 2021 #40
From the same place as Mazel Tov Cocktails apparently cagefreesoylentgreen Feb 2021 #45

Goodheart

(5,352 posts)
5. Whoever starts/started these dumbass conspiracies just sits around
Mon Feb 1, 2021, 09:47 PM
Feb 2021

thinking up weird shit for a laugh... to see how far they will go. Apparently, he/she/they know precisely where to plant the seeds that produce the nuts.

Irish_Dem

(47,900 posts)
9. I was thinking the same thing. Some guy is sitting around thinking how ludicrous can I get and
Mon Feb 1, 2021, 09:52 PM
Feb 2021

people still buy it.

Could be Russian, they love making fools out of Americans.

ProfessorGAC

(65,400 posts)
12. Note One Thing She Did Say
Mon Feb 1, 2021, 09:53 PM
Feb 2021

That people saw lasers. Repeat: they SAW lasers which were coming from space!
Apparently they've never been to a grocery store and notice you don't see lasers from the side.
And, if they saw them head on, they were standing in the fire.
But, she was willing to repeat that impossible nonsense.
So, put nothing past her.
And of course, the Rothschild's worked their way into that word salad. Just to get her daily dose of bigotry.

qazplm135

(7,447 posts)
20. nm
Mon Feb 1, 2021, 10:30 PM
Feb 2021

Well it's a well-known fact,that there's a secret society of the 5 wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually in a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows. (So who's in this Pentavirate?) The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds...and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up! Ooh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face! Ohh you're gonna buy my chicken!

coti

(4,612 posts)
36. The certainty in her tone, in her sarcasm, of the soundness
Tue Feb 2, 2021, 01:00 AM
Feb 2021

of her reasoning is pretty hilarious, almost a self-parody.

sop

(10,297 posts)
8. These folks believe that a secret cabal of Satan-worshipping, cannibalistic pedophiles is running
Mon Feb 1, 2021, 09:51 PM
Feb 2021

a global child sex-trafficking ring. Jewish space lasers seem plausible in comparison.

Denzil_DC

(7,288 posts)
11. Opportunity missed
Mon Feb 1, 2021, 09:53 PM
Feb 2021



Steve Kandell
@SteveKandell

why are they calling it jewish space laser when death star of david is right there


Not sure if that was the origin, but there's now a whole #deathstarofdavid hashtag.

StClone

(11,692 posts)
14. Looney Tunes funniest ways Marvin the Martian Tried to Blow-up Earth
Mon Feb 1, 2021, 09:57 PM
Feb 2021

QAnon Central-Brain Storming secession:

What can we make these dolts believe next? That pizza parlor basement-blood drinkers stuff was creative!

Hey remember those Bugs Bunny cartoons where Marvin the Martian tried to blow up the Earth? How about that? Well lets change it to "Jews" and have them trying to destroy the World with giant beam. Naw that's still too far. How about Lasers starting the California fires. Hey that's great. A twofer! Jews and destroying California! LOL that's great let's go with that. It's hilarious.


https://screenrant.com/looney-tunes-funniest-ways-marvin-martian-tried-blow-up-earth/

KentuckyWoman

(6,697 posts)
27. GPS chips and mind control drugs in the "Pelosi" vaccines.
Mon Feb 1, 2021, 11:45 PM
Feb 2021

Isn't any crazier than some God in the heavens murders his own kid in a horrific painful way because he loves his kids.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,500 posts)
30. Next up will be lawn moles rising up to chew holes in our car tires.
Tue Feb 2, 2021, 12:04 AM
Feb 2021

My amateur theory is that Russia has a super computer that generates insane random theories from a database of stuff from old editions of Mad magazine, Popular Science and The Inquirer.

Seriously, I do believe Russia plants the seeds for the majority of this crap and people like Alex Jones eat it up like candy. Those seeds sprout in right-wing blogs and social media and spread globally in just a few days.

And here I am in covid isolation watching videos on science, music and "how stuff works"......


KY........

Response to Buckeye_Democrat (Reply #37)

Buckeye_Democrat

(14,860 posts)
43. Oh, I agree.
Tue Feb 2, 2021, 01:52 AM
Feb 2021

I put the overwhelming fault on right-wing propagandists from years ago, first and foremost.

Russia is just adding some accelerant.

KY_EnviroGuy

(14,500 posts)
42. They left fingerprints all over Brexit, too.
Tue Feb 2, 2021, 01:46 AM
Feb 2021

Thanks for the heads-up. Had not heard about their involvement in Myanmar but it's no surprise.

I hope President Biden can reaffirm that Russia is not our friend and doles out some harsh sanctions.

KY

Initech

(100,143 posts)
40. Makes even less sense than Trump's "poor forest management" claim.
Tue Feb 2, 2021, 01:14 AM
Feb 2021

And I didn't even think they was possible!

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