"roses are red, this rhyme is a wreck"

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[Atticus]

1. You don't care for diarrhea? Where do you think Republicans come from? nt

[Nevilledog]

2. I. WANT. MY. DIARRHEA. CHECK!

[SergeStorms]

3. Nevilledog...

I envision you sitting in the middle of a bank of computers, furiously searching for breaking news, various scientific reports, and odd stories all at the same time. Are my suspicions correct, or am I way off base?

[Nevilledog]

4. Dude, I get everything from my Twitter timeline......seriously!

I follow interesting people who follow interesting people......🤓

[SergeStorms]

5. So, you're a stalker?

Just yanking your chain, Nevilledog. You're such a prolific poster I had to know your secret. It's safe with me.

[Nevilledog]

6. I'm a voracious sponge soaking up lots of helpful and useless information.

No stalking.....well, at least I don't reply to anybody....



Fuck....I'm a stalker.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

8. We're watching you. Think about it.

[Nevilledog]

9. Now I can't stop thinking about that.

[SergeStorms]

11. Oh, and....

your diarrhea check is in the mail.

[Nevilledog]

12. Yay!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

7. Well, first, um, and then there's, well, dammit, I flushed it!

[struggle4progress]

10. His figure seems to be worldwide diarrheal disease deaths

US diarrheal disease deaths run about 8000/year

An important fact about diarrheal disease deaths:
Most diarrheal deaths are preventable using simple, low-cost interventions

[Hermit-The-Prog]

13. Are you trying to say there might be differences between diarrheal deaths and covid-19 deaths?!?