Gaetz's latest bombshell

[packman]

Republican Congressional frontman Matt Gaetz and an undisclosed partner may have blown today's news cycle out of the bathwater, as a rep for the Congressman (in an exclusive to Crooks and Liars) confirmed that he is pregnant.

Gaetz has had a difficult few days as accusations of his alleged child trafficking have been published. Word of his pregnancy seemed designed to overshadow reports that he paid for a 17-year-old's travel across state lines for immoral purposes.

To ensure that the news cycle would be completely pwned, Gaetz's representative also announced that his progeny would seek the Republican nomination for President in 2024.

"We are very blessed and excited to announce the newest addition to the 2024 presidential lineup is Matt Gaetz's unborn baby! Baby Gaetz will seek the Republican presidential nomination in 2024," said a Baby Gaetz 2024 SuperPAC official, who declined to be named.

Crooks and Liars was able to obtain a strip of ultrasound photos showing primary candidate "Baby Gaetz" as a real live MAGA/Qanon fetus.



https://crooksandliars.com/2021/03/latest-matt-gaetz-bombshell-will-shock-you

[EYESORE 9001]

1. He will deliver through the alimentary canal

It's true.

[Stallion]

2. Democratic Nominee will be Devin Nunes' Cow who is the Prohibitive Favorite