'WW2 bomb' found in Bavarian forest was a sex toy

[speak easy]

‘WW2 bomb’ found in Bavarian forest was sex toy, say officials
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/apr/27/ww2-bomb-found-in-bavarian-forest-was-sex-toy-say-officials

A German police bomb squad called to investigate a suspected hand grenade in a Bavarian forest has revealed that the object was a rubber sex toy.

A jogger reported finding a bag containing the device on Monday in a forest outside the city of Passau, near Germany’s borders with Austria and the Czech Republic.

The discovery of forgotten or hidden munitions is a regular occurrence in Germany more than 75 years after the end of the second world war.

When the bomb squad arrived and inspected the contents of the bag, they determined it was a rubber grenade replica. The condoms and lubricant in the bag helped point to the device’s intended use, police told the German news agency dpa.

“An internet search confirmed the suspicion,” police said. “There are actually sex toys in the form of hand grenades.”

[JHB]

1. For when you want that Boom-Boom, I guess.

[greenjar_01]

2. ...

[Sneederbunk]

3. I've heard Bavarian women are the bomb.

[roamer65]

4. Apparently so are German sex toys.

[keithbvadu2]

5. Madison Cawthorn forgot his souvenirs.

Madison Cawthorn forgot his souvenirs.

[ornotna]

6. Must have been a dud

They left it behind.

[TheBlackAdder]

7. It's wasn't a V1 rocket, it wasn't a V2 rocket, it was a VJ rocket!

[greenjar_01]

9. A screaming comes across the sky

I guess so...

[yagotme]

8. Badda-bing,

Badda-boom.