Thanksgiving Help - TFG Told 30,000 Documented Lies Stops All The Orange Menace Supporters Cold

[DanieRains]

If your RWNJ relatives want to talk politics at Thanksgiving and keep it nice, and civil, great.

If they become assholes just say "TFG Told 30,000 Documented Lies" so explain to me why this is ok. They never can. If they get stupid ask them when they are moving to Russia where they worship powerful lying murderers.

I always have an ace in the hole. Here it is:

"Name one thing today's Republican Party truly stands for that is not evil, and I will give you $20 cash".

Whatever nonsense they babble, say it doesn't count, because it won't be non-evil. From freedumb to aborshun they only want power and the lust for power at some point becomes evil. They stand for nothing good. Certain Republicans do things that are not pure evil sometimes, but it is rare, and they usually get attacked for it by the "party".

Any other ideas from the crowd?

[TheRealNorth]

1. Better be prepared to give them the list

[anti stupid]

2. don't bother

Conversing with people this stupid is just a waste of time. They will never get it.

[AnotherMother4Peace]

3. I'm not doing Thanksgiving at the RWers house. Trump told them I'm the enemy, so that's

what I am to them. Me and my family are enemies. I really don't do small talk well, and I know they call Democrats horrible names - so no, I'd just don't want to be stuck in their house all day. I'm having a nice relaxing day at home with a smoked turkey & trimmings - no travel, no "getting ready", no hypocrisy, nobody getting drunk and slobbering over trump. I just can't do it at my age.

[Traildogbob]

6. Same here

Can’t get beyond their mandatory holding hands and praying before the meal thanking their God for sending trump. And 24/7 hours of Little House on the Prairie and Wresslin. Would rather stay home and torture myself with another Cowboys let down butt kicking. Thank you God, for Jerry Jones and 20+ years of misery. At least I’m not a Jets fan.
Happy Holidays to all, hoping your families are all liberals.

[sanatanadharma]

4. "30,000 lies?! That's a lie"

But they are documented. Reporters have looked and checked
"Lame stream media can't be trusted"

There are audio and video recordings of him.
"Deep fake by antifalibs. You can't trust marxist gnostics"

"Thousands saw him on live TV tearing kids' limbs off and gnawing on them
"That was all done by Soros on his moon-base soundless stage.

"Yah, I am smart, I know you need air for sound.
"What do you think Beso's phallus is for?
"It's to take air to the moon"

[geardaddy]

5. No one in TFG's family ever served

in the US (or German) military. Including his draft-dodging grandfather and father.

[Harker]

7. For a different take, multiply the number of lies by the number of people who heard them. n/t

[Tommymac]

8. The QOP has no policy planks. It stands for TFG. So of coarse it stands for nothing.

The only other thing it stands for is the 1%. They say jump and the QThugs say how high.