Florida man ...

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Probation For Man Who Violated Stuffed Unicorn, "Frozen" Doll Inside Target Store

A man who engaged in sexual conduct with a pair of “large stuffed animal toys” at a Target store in Florida was sentenced today to six months probation after pleading no contest to indecent exposure and criminal mischief charges. Cody Meader, 22, entered his misdemeanor plea before a Circuit Court judge who also ordered the St. Petersburg man to pay $725 in court costs and fines, according to court records.

Meader was arrested in late-2019 after “willfully and maliciously” damaging Target goods “by ejaculating on the merchandise.” Meader, cops reported, initially took a stuffed unicorn to the children’s bedding department, exposed himself, and then “took the unicorn and placed it against his penis and began a sexual motion like the subject was trying to have sex with the unicorn.”

Wearing shorts and a Star Wars t-shirt, Meader then proceeded to the front of the store and “picked up an Olaf snowman stuffed animal” from a display featuring characters from the Disney film “Frozen” and “began having sex with this stuffed animal and it was all on video,” according to a Target loss prevention officer interviewed by police. “The subject finished having sex with the stuffed animal and ejaculated on it and then wiped it off.”

When confronted, cops say,
Meader admitted to “doing ‘stupid stuff’ and admitted that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal.” As seen above, a store surveillance camera recorded Meader engaged with the Olaf doll, which he returned in its soiled state to a pile of other stuffed animals.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/florida/meader-sentenced-275981

Meader (left) and Olaf (right)

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1. Not to be confused with ...

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2. My god..

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3. I can't.

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4. I know! Are we a sick society or are we just reporting on the nutz?

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6. History proves these ones have always been around.

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5. Lawd Today! One would think he would at least have to go through some sort of psychological

evaluation.

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8. That is a must, for Florida I hope.

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11. No mention in the article.

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7. He let it go

I’ll show myself out

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9. Let it goooooooooooooo..... Let it gooooooooooooooooo...

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10. He was featured on Frangela's "Idiot of the Week."

https://frangela.com/the-final-word-podcasts/ 10/31/19 at approximately 18:20, although the whole thing is pretty hilarious, and well worth the listen.

Funny, that's about what I pictured him to look like when I first heard about this.