I used to think that Junior's natural calling would be as a greeter in a third world disco.

[11 Bravo]

I was wrong.

He is obviously so deeply wracked by mental incapacity due to prolonged substance abuse that he is manifestly unable of articulating anything even remotely approaching a coherent greeting.

Instead, it would appear that his employment prospects will eventually be limited to wandering naked through gardens, randomly shitting himself, and thereby providing fertilizer to the assembled flora.

[LakeArenal]

1. In a trench coat on a corner selling Bible verses.

[Walleye]

2. He was really fucked up in his latest Twitter video. Fucked up

[Blue Owl]

3. Blowhard McBlowface

Sounding more and more like a demented version of Fat Donny every day...