wake up 4:30am to say pledge to your 5 & 3 yr olds, then say lord's prayer & pray more? i was LMAO!

[orleans]

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Eric Trump: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”

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And if you believe a word of this I have some lovely swampland in DC to sell you.🙄

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Why does he say the pledge of allegiance to his kids? Sort of weird.

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Does he wake his kids up at 4:30am to listen to it, or does he just stand over the foot of the bed like a weirdo reciting the pledge?

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[NewHendoLib]

1. is this an SNL skit? The onion?

Did he used to stay up late to watch the star spangled banner and flag on TV before it went off air with the snow or test pattern?

[sprinkleeninow]

2. In YOUR Scriptures:

Proverbs 16:18
King James Version~
18 Pride goeth before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a fall.

Bragging on or boasting in one's personal acts is not a Godly virtue or trait.

[Ocelot II]

3. I get up at 3:30 every morning and recite a paragraph of Beowulf to my cat

in Old English. When I've finished I'll move on to readings from the Prose Eddas in Old Norse, and after that the Epic of Gilgamesh in the original Akkadian. I have taught the cat several advanced yoga poses. Sometimes we levitate. This is how we live a clean, positive life.

[grantcart]

5. Damn so that is why my cat jumps on me at 4:00 am

I thought he wanted his breakfast and all this time he is expecting ancient classics in their original languages. Have to brush up on my old Hebrew and Koine Greek.

I wish they would stop briefing each other on their intergalactic cat web.

[underpants]

7. Does the yoga mat levitate too?

that was hilarious 🤣

[SunSeeker]

24. LOL

[KS Toronado]

27. You win the thread

[Tetrachloride]

4. I silently "recite " the Pledge of Allegiance a few times a year

this past few years.

[Solly Mack]

6. I could get up every morning, scratch my ass, tootle a melodious one, head to the john

but no matter how hard I grunt, I could never drop a load of shit as big as that.

[SunSeeker]

25. ...

[Snarkoleptic]

8. I get up at 3:30 every morning and smoke a great big bong full of Froot Loops

then go back to bed.
These things have the same net effect.

[H2O Man]

9. Report him to child protective services.

Recommended.

[Gore1FL]

10. I get up around then for round one of going to the bathroom before the alarm goes off. nt

[Midnight Writer]

11. I bet that is what his Daddy did with his kids and now Eric is carrying on the family tradition.

[Beartracks]

12. This would only be true if Eric then went back to bed with no further impact to the rest of us. n/t

[mjvpi]

13. I don't go to bed many nights until 4:30 am just to balance the universe.

[dchill]

14. "Sick! Sad."

[SergeStorms]

15. Just like your Dad did, right Eric?

I've never heard such a load of hogwash in my life. You're a criminal, Eric, just like everyone else in your dysfunctional family. You morons use religion/prayer as a prop to con the monumentally stupid evangelicals who still believe you're a good, wholesome family.

You're King Con's son, and those apples don't any farther than the base of that tree.

What a schmuck. 🙄

[SunSeeker]

20. Yeah, just like his dad, he's a liar. nt

[Gaugamela]

16. I wake up at 4:30am every morning to recite something that a 3yo & 5yo can't understand --

said no parent ever.

No parent on the face of the planet has ever done this, because if he doesn’t care enough about his kids not to wake them, then he’s too selfish to wake himself for such bullshit.

[Blue Owl]

17. Meanwhile Junior is getting ready to crash after an all-nite jank jag

[KY_EnviroGuy]

18. Someone please, call CPS.....

and haul Eric off to juvenile detention.....

[YoshidaYui]

19. okay, that was just creepy ...i got a shiver down my spine,

IN the way one gets when one is watching a Serial Killer movie.

[DET]

21. What really kills me...

…beyond the sheer enormity of Eric’s ridiculous lie is the overt fawning of the bimbo on the left. She is watching a hideous rat like creature with a Bugs Bunny voice tell a whopper so big that it puts his father to shame and is looking at him with adoration (or lust) for his obnoxiously sanctimonious ways. Revolting.

[Warpy]

26. The bimbo on the left is grinning and shaking her head

If she doesn't have any kids, she knows them well enough to know what a steaming pile of horseshit that is.

[Warpy]

22. Good luck on that one, ya moron

Kids that age sleep like boulders. You might get them awake enough to moan, but they're asleep again as soon as you start to mumble. Any sane parent would read that shit and laugh like crazy.

Instead of trying to wake them up in time to milk your nonexistent dairy herd, try waiting until 6 and let them eat their cereal first. You might have better luck that way.

(I'll give this a side order of "igh, he BRED? Those poor kids)

[Hekate]

23. He's pulling your leg

Really

[KS Toronado]

28. And his other 2 prayers are

1) Don't send daddy & me to jail
2) Let us keep all our money

Don't believe these will be answered to his satisfaction.

[Skittles]

29. heh!

love that clip!