Some of the most far out there, Stupid Shit, that I have ever read -

[speak easy]

Setting the scene -

Walker: Man, who didn’t vote for me?
Sheriff: It was a secret ballot Herschel.
Walker: Yeah, I know. But give me their names anyways.

Welcome to Planet Totally Brain Dead ...

Herschel Walker “absolutely shocked” by election result

... Walker seemed to feel pretty confident that he would win Johnson County, where his hometown of Wrightsville is located. While the former Georgia Bulldogs star did carry the county, wining just under 74 percent of the vote, he was reportedly “absolutely shocked,” per a former staffer—that he didn’t win 100 percent of the county, a statistical impossibility.

According to The Daily Beast, Walker was so confused by the fact that Johnson County voters actually cast ballots for his opponent, that he told aides to alert local law enforcement. “I’m gonna call the sheriff and have him find out who didn’t vote for me,” Walker said, according to one aide.

www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/herschel-walker-absolutely-shocked-by-election-result/ar-AA158htr

[speak easy]

1. peterus

... par for the coarse

[MiHale]

2. I wanna nominate Walker...

For Chairman of the Republican National Committee.

[brewens]

11. Roger that. I'm still upset the NRA hasn't made Donnie Jr. their chairman yet. n/t

[allegorical oracle]

18. How about Speaker of the House? No requirement you have be a congress critter for the job. nt

[MissMillie]

3. He's calling in the gazpacho police because he didn't get 100% in Johnson County

That IS the law enforcement body in GA, no?

[SouthernDem4ever]

6. ROFL

How dare you talk about my state like that! We take pride in our moron congresswoman.

[Tommymac]

15. Do you mean this body?

[GreenWave]

16. It's not often you see a dumbbell lifting a barbell.

Lower left.

[Conjuay]

4. I'm gonna call the sheriff

then I’ll take my badge and go arrest them.

Sad

[TNNurse]

5. Please, just please, go back to Texas.

[oldsoftie]

7. Thats what I'm waiting to see; how fast he LEAVES Ga again

[dutch777]

8. With Walker's defeat, comedians have lost 6 years of great material. Back to Tommy Tuberville...

Why do I feel like the good people of GA just heard the close in whistle of a bullet narrowly missing their heads? Candidates like this are REALLY scary.

[czarjak]

9. I've read stupider.

[rubbersole]

14. Like "get a brian, morans"...

[Genki Hikari]

17. I've read dumber, too

And remain shocked that around a billion people think that stupid thing I read is not only true, but also a roadmap to follow for their behavior.

And horrified.

[Kath2]

10. He was a horrible candidate.

Glad that he lost.

[brewens]

12. I wonder if anyone checked to see if Herschel has ever voted? He sure doesn't seem to know jack

about anything related to it.

[sellitman]

13. One poster claimed

There was a 85% chance Walker voted for Warnock.