Marjorie Taylor Greene Laments Butt Plug Availability

[RandySF]

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s (R-GA) speech to New York Republicans took a strange turn when she noted how “you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at Target nowadays” while bashing transgender-friendly policies in classrooms, the New York Post reports.


https://politicalwire.com/2022/12/11/marjorie-taylor-greene-laments-butt-plug-availability/

[Siwsan]

1. I must not shop in that particular department at Target

[GreenWave]

2. So butt plug and dildo donors will shower her in money.

[Mopar151]

3. Walmart sells Enzyte!

Penis enlargement pills.......

"Old Farts Catalogs" (Lillian Vernon, Walter Drake[ www.wdrake.com ], and others sell a pretty wild array of sex toys these days!

[GoCubsGo]

4. OMG! Those are still around?

I remember my great aunt and uncle having those catalogs on their coffee table back in the 1970s. They actually had some useful stuff in them.

[jmowreader]

5. This could be entertaining

Take her to a Target and ask her to take you to the aisle where the "butt plugs and dildos" are kept.

[Kaleva]

10. She might have mistaken the summer sausages for butt plugs & dildos

[sanatanadharma]

6. When one's own kink can be found in Target, one's 'kink' becomes ...

... square, and that hurts.
This likely explains the butt-hurts' need to mainline ever bigger kinks, and their need to focus upon the perceived 'kinkiness' of others.

[meadowlander]

7. Given what comes out of her mouth on the regular, they're her natural enemy.

[Blue Owl]

8. Those clutching pearls are really ANAL BEADS!!!!

[keithbvadu2]

9. Is this MTG's way of asking for a Target gift card for Christmas?

[jmowreader]

15. Looks that way...

…but there are better places to get those things. Even if Target sells those, which I doubt, Adam and Eve will have a much better selection.

[DashOneBravo]

11. She was probably talking about this

“Private school defends dean after Project Veritas claims sex toys shown in class discussion”

CHICAGO — An elite private school in Chicago is facing online criticism after a dean was recorded by a right-wing activist group talking about the school’s sex-ed programming.

Francis Parker School in Lincoln Park is the latest target of “Project Veritas,” a far-right activist group

https://wgntv.com/news/chicago-news/private-school-defends-dean-after-project-veritas-claims-sex-toys-shown-in-class-discussion/

[Initech]

12. Pretty sure that this was a Mr. Show sketch.

[tavernier]

13. She is constantly stepping in it.

You would think she would learn to wear rubber boots.

[A HERETIC I AM]

14. Colonel Moe Davis (Ret) has a funny take (Twitter link)

Colonel Davis is the guy who ran against Madison Fucking Cawthorn in North Carolina's 11th Congressional District and the voters there thought the idiot frat boy was a better choice.

Anyway, Colonel Moe is pretty funny, frankly;

Link to tweet