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madamesilverspurs

(15,813 posts)
Tue Dec 13, 2022, 03:52 PM Dec 2022

Meanwhile, at the local Safeway yesterday . . .

The lines for the self-checkout stations extended across the main aisle and down the length of two food aisles. Two check stands (with checkers, mind you) were open, and I tucked the motorized cart into what looked like the shorter line. After a bit, they opened a third line to process purchases. When they finished bagging my order I headed for the exit and noticed, as I went by, that the self-checkout lines hadn't moved at all; a couple of employees were fussing with the machines trying to get them going, while the lines of shoppers were both visibly and audibly annoyed.

Meanwhile, out in the parking lot, the handicap space closest to the door was still occupied by a huge lifted pickup without handicap plates, and if there was a hang tag it was invisible behind the dark tinted windows.
However, clearly visible was the enormous set of truck nuts (we're talking softball size) dangling from the rear bumper. Sometimes you just don't want to know.


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Meanwhile, at the local Safeway yesterday . . . (Original Post) madamesilverspurs Dec 2022 OP
When I see those truck nuts I always think, poor guy he had to buy a set of testicles Walleye Dec 2022 #1
I see it differently Flo Mingo Dec 2022 #2
Good one! Walleye Dec 2022 #3
The "hangers" is what the owner had to pay for the truck. Chainfire Dec 2022 #4
Does Safeway carry dildos and buttplugs, asking for doc03 Dec 2022 #5
Lol! I think Safeway calls them cucumbers. IjustDontlikeRepugs Dec 2022 #7
Fuck you, You fuckers. Prairie_Seagull Dec 2022 #6
I'm a fan of abandoning a cart full of groceries if the lines aren't moving. IA8IT Dec 2022 #8
Yes. I've done this. Leave cart in an aisle. Captain Zero Dec 2022 #9

Chainfire

(17,682 posts)
4. The "hangers" is what the owner had to pay for the truck.
Tue Dec 13, 2022, 03:58 PM
Dec 2022

It does look good parked in front of the rental mobile home though. Eight year financing is a miracle.

IA8IT

(5,575 posts)
8. I'm a fan of abandoning a cart full of groceries if the lines aren't moving.
Tue Dec 13, 2022, 06:27 PM
Dec 2022

A hero did that at a Best Buy years ago. Armload of stuff two lanes open but stopped. He tossed it all on marked down DVD table and walked out. Inspired pissed off shoppers followed. It was BEAUTIFUL!!

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