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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTiedrich: OH MY FUCKING GOD TRUMP'S MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT IS TRADING CARDS FEATURING HIS OWN
BIG DUMB STUPID PUMPKIN FACE and holy shit he's selling them for a hundred bucks I shit you not. I wish I was making this up. and the rubes are going to eat this shit right up
Link to tweet
onecaliberal
(32,991 posts)SorellaLaBefana
(161 posts)Greed, hatred and fear are a potent combinationone defining the Republican party of Conspirators
secondwind
(16,903 posts)I doubt they will sell much.
gab13by13
(21,487 posts)🤣
PatSeg
(47,741 posts)NullTuples
(6,017 posts)...like the old fashioned lenticular kids books & stickers.
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Tetrachloride
(7,899 posts)Ocelot II
(115,976 posts)Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
(108,429 posts)calimary
(81,589 posts)Wounded Bear
(58,773 posts)calimary
(81,589 posts)soldierant
(6,951 posts)How would anyone be able to tell?
Justice matters.
(6,955 posts)chriscan64
(1,789 posts)snowybirdie
(5,251 posts)For Christmas gift giving.
Maru Kitteh
(28,345 posts)fucking marooons.
Marthe48
(17,112 posts)on bike spokes. Or in the bathroom.
Harker
(14,095 posts)This particular idiocy never crossed my mind.
wnylib
(21,763 posts)I thought it would be something political, like running for House Speaker. Thought he had enough supporters in the House to pull it off.
Definitely did not think of anything like the sale of virtual "cards." So pathetic that this is how he raises money now.
Harker
(14,095 posts)My thinking that he might make an announcement that he is Batman wasn't too far off the mark.
He might've been inspired by his wife's hideous non fungible "art."
calimary
(81,589 posts)Harker
(14,095 posts)The first Stuporhero.
calimary
(81,589 posts)Stuporhero! Stoop for short.
JHB
(37,166 posts)...too broad to take credit, and I would never have guessed "digital trading cards" as the form it would take.
Pretty ripe, though, for a parody card game.
Tragic: The Blathering
Harker
(14,095 posts)It's becoming progressively harder to identify parody and satire when it involves Trumpskyites, I've noticed.
Hence the value of "not The Onion" and "this is for real" lead-ins.
crickets
(25,990 posts)The internal war between cringe and hilarity is ... I just ... Oh, man. Wow.
[insert Picard double facepalm here]
PatSeg
(47,741 posts)His usual fundraising must be tapering off. You can only take so much money from the rubes before they either are broke or tired of getting nothing for their money.
Harker
(14,095 posts)In addition to the laughable absurdity of this self-promoting dreck, there's also more than a touch of irony in the intangible nature of it.
I don't think he can recover from this.
I hope I can. I feel like maybe I'm experiencing my first acid flashback.
PatSeg
(47,741 posts)No vodka, steaks, or bottled water, not even a damn stick of bubble gum! "Now how can make money off the rubes without any actual investment?"
That announcement looked like a really bad infomercial on late night television though even with those, you actually get something tangible.
Even his supporters have finally had enough of his con game. He's always selling and giving nothing in return.
Someone posted some of the reactions from the Freepers. Many of them are done with him.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=17466776
Harker
(14,095 posts)The new alpha dog for whom they can howl in approval.
Tommy Carcetti
(43,227 posts)robbob
(3,540 posts)They are unintentionally hilarious! Macho man tRump in space, on a football field with smudges under his eyes like a real pro ball player. What an idiot.
ShazzieB
(16,633 posts)It looks like the artist shaved about 100 lbs. off that pudgy frame!
Genki Hikari
(1,766 posts)Onto buff bodies.
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)and was so glad to see the news media reporting it. I predict this is a major political event.
KS Toronado
(17,447 posts)When History proclaims tfg as the greatest president of all time, a complete original set of 48 and I mean
original 1st edition ones in factory sealed wrappers could be worthless beyond your wildest dreams. So
call today, our operators are standing by with special yuge offers nobody has ever seen, do not settle
for the "fly by night" copy & paste digital rip-offs, get the only original factory sealed digital ones.
CALL NOW 1-800-EAT-SPAM
niyad
(113,854 posts)KS Toronado
(17,447 posts)Both of them showed ones I hadn't seen yet, been off line since late afternoon, surely there's more info
on DU somewhere. Staying away from all the snow?
calimary
(81,589 posts)Anybody know?
Midnight Writer
(21,845 posts)calimary
(81,589 posts)rubbersole
(6,756 posts)This is a piece of evidence for an insanity defense.
TheBlackAdder
(28,252 posts)Maru Kitteh
(28,345 posts)Except a manual evacuation actually does something useful.
TheBlackAdder
(28,252 posts).
They will look at it, laugh and then when they find out that's all they're getting... they'll get pissed off.
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barbtries
(28,818 posts)he's going broke.
Eyeball_Kid
(7,440 posts)Trump always liked side businesses. Vodka, wine, steaks, etc. He still sees himself as an endless extension of his brand. But just like his finite life, he's slowly declining in brand recognition. I suspect that he may one day get ahead of the curve and start selling cremation urns, with an option of storing your ashes in a very special mausoleum where the Trump family resides, post-mortem-- for a premium price.
Hekate
(91,003 posts)SMH
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)just how much the Trump "brand" is circling his golden shitter.
His name is actually worse than "Mudd".
oregonjen
(3,347 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)Our family's messaging from several states, currently a contest going for the face we'd most like to have seen when THIS turned out to be tRump's big announcement.
Someone just pointed out that each of the cards will be wonderfully useful gifts also. All for us.
PlanetBev
(4,104 posts)This is America the Fictitious.
JohnnyRingo
(18,689 posts)I don't have a Schwinn anymore.
electric_blue68
(15,012 posts)dalton99a
(81,700 posts)Ocelot II
(115,976 posts)rubbersole
(6,756 posts)Better than the "real" ones. Trademark!
Attilatheblond
(2,272 posts)Bigger profit margin, but smaller market.
CTyankee
(63,926 posts)priceless. He thought the song was about HIM!
IbogaProject
(2,854 posts)Will be part of the coveted second set.
mjvpi
(1,415 posts)calimary
(81,589 posts)onethatcares
(16,206 posts)a Melania photo shoot at half price.
Botany
(70,639 posts)And people will pay money for that schlock?
smb
(3,478 posts)Harker
(14,095 posts)strap arrangement.
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)Has anyone explained to him that no one is fooled by the sudden 100 pound weight loss?
robbob
(3,540 posts)🖼️?
Ms. Toad
(34,126 posts)There are 45,000 in the original release, with there being no more than 20 copies of each card being sold (and some will be one of a kind).
niyad
(113,854 posts)BonnieJW
(2,279 posts)truly hilarious. I can't wait to watch Saturday Night Live
Hekate
(91,003 posts)2naSalit
(86,918 posts)Yup, and that's why he keeps doing it. As long as they keep sending him their money...
Blue Owl
(50,565 posts)global1
(25,294 posts)Collector's edition. Will they come with bubble gum?
moonscape
(4,676 posts)global1
(25,294 posts)jmowreader
(50,589 posts)And I have a weird question how come the one of him in a spacesuit looks more like Dark Brandon than it does Trump?
TurboDem
(216 posts)Beetwasher.
(2,985 posts)ROFL!!
Quakerfriend
(5,457 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)I can't wait to not buy a complete set as soon as they're issued! They'll be worth next to nothing by next week!
Random Boomer
(4,170 posts)You can't buy a specific card or buy the whole set. You can only buy a specific NUMBER of cards, and then take your chances on what cards they send you. There will be duplicates and other cards will be uncommon.
EnergizedLib
(1,907 posts)Ive ever seen.
Im just laughing.
Is he that desperate for cash?
Wicked Blue
(5,863 posts)I realize there's been inflation but ...???
Ocelot II
(115,976 posts)I don't know if Apple would give you a refund after that...
Wicked Blue
(5,863 posts)We could always print them out and use those
jalan48
(13,909 posts)twodogsbarking
(9,913 posts)nevergiveup
(4,770 posts)him behind bars.
KS Toronado
(17,447 posts)calimary
(81,589 posts)GregGilman
(12 posts)The punch lines write themselves.
smb
(3,478 posts)...Yes, its Orangeman, strange visitor from an alternative factverse with ethics and intelligence far below those of normal men! Orangeman, who can change the course of mighty windstorms, wielding a Sharpie in his tiny hands! And who, disguised as Donald Trump, ill-mannered manager for a major metropolitan real estate scam, shrieks a never-ending babble of lies, nonsense, and the oligarch way!
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)of the old Superman run-in.
calimary
(81,589 posts)The Man of Steal!
aeromanKC
(3,331 posts)Trump and MAGAt associates most wanted cards would be a perfect stocking stuffer!!
Reminds me of these:
stage left
(2,967 posts)Good god, he's really deeply in love with himself.
GopherGal
(2,010 posts)But a spoof deck of these (and maybe an Eloon version) might have had a shot at ending up in some of my family's Christmas stockings.
keithbvadu2
(37,035 posts)I want to see the Stormy card.
But not badly enough to buy it.
Are there any 'tasteful' nudies of First Escort Melania?
Harker
(14,095 posts)Next up: bobbleheads of the whole Trumpsky family.
JohnnyRingo
(18,689 posts)$100 will buy a four foot flag, a yard sign, full size stand up, and probably a Trump '24 shirt. Those are all things they can display to whizz off the libs. They don't have meetings where they swap trading cards so no one will ever see them.
They're rube, not idiots.
33taw
(2,448 posts)WFT
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)and as far as anyone knows he never once had dinner with any of his loyal boot-lickers. As usual, he just took the money and ran.
calimary
(81,589 posts)GopherGal
(2,010 posts)Oh, you mean the president of Mrs. Olesen's third grade class at Orchard Elementary? Glad it's someone who'd appreciate the menu of mac-n-cheese, tater tots and ice cream.
Justice matters.
(6,955 posts)homegirl
(1,436 posts)to the mental capacity of Trumpers. Collecting trading cards is the common past time of 8 to 13 year old boys.
33taw
(2,448 posts)IbogaProject
(2,854 posts)Whomever got him to do this will get part of every resale along w some of the initial proceeds. But those pics are hilarious.
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)IbogaProject
(2,854 posts)I'm slightly amazed they didn't just use pics converted to art. I was just pointing out that whomever sold t45 on this is getting over as part of this scam.
Yavin4
(35,454 posts)Taxes that make life better for everyone, yet they will throw away their money on this crap without question.
lindysalsagal
(20,791 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)My husband couldn't pull out the website at first, assumed it was overwhelmed. People just wanting to know if it could be true just need to check NEWS sites.
Merry Christmas season, all!
Hortensis
(58,785 posts)EVERYONE, be sure to go to collecttrumpcards.com to hear this. It is a priceless gift! It may also be an indicator of tRump's real plans for his future: humiliating everyone who ever supported him.
niyad
(113,854 posts)republianmushroom
(13,847 posts)SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)but I don't think he's going to realize the money he's undoubtedly expecting.
Who, in their right mind, would waste money on such a colossal rip-off as this? MAGAts even have limits to their stupidity.
republianmushroom
(13,847 posts)"even have limits to their stupidity." they sent money and still do for his Legal fees. what can one say
SergeStorms
(19,204 posts)If he starts "truth" raging about it at 3:00 am someday we'll know for sure. 😉
republianmushroom
(13,847 posts)Trump's digital cards sell out within a day
Read more: https://thehill.com/policy/technology/3777969-trumps-digital-cards-sell-out-within-a-day/
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217469545
They do not say how many
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)But that would be upsetting for him.
Ilsa
(61,712 posts)rubbersole
(6,756 posts)Ilsa
(61,712 posts)calimary
(81,589 posts)I roared when I heard that soundbite! She and Chuck Schumer were being interviewed while they were at lunch. GREAT quote!!
33taw
(2,448 posts)niyad
(113,854 posts)JenniferJuniper
(4,516 posts)Mr. Evil
(2,863 posts)If you live long enough you'll see everything.
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Maeve
(42,308 posts)A legend in his own mind!
keithbvadu2
(37,035 posts)LaMouffette
(2,042 posts)derrière with his image.
The Jungle 1
(4,552 posts)With a few concentric circles. Staple gun, back stop.
RevBrotherThomas
(838 posts)I mean every...single...time that I think to myself "This is it, this trump cannot scrape the bottom any harder.", I prove myself wrong.
That this man is a serious contender for ANY elected office speaks to the state of this nation. The inmates have taken over the asylum.
FlyingPiggy
(3,391 posts)PXR-5
(522 posts)Eloon is saying "why didn't I think of this?"
Midnight Writer
(21,845 posts)llashram
(6,265 posts)of his stupid crazed base.
Tree Lady
(11,533 posts)We can make a card showing his mugshot and sell it to pay for electing dems and fixing democracy. Maybe make it big, we can use it for dart practice in our garage.
diehardblue
(11,001 posts)Warpy
(111,437 posts)I'll bet you can't even play poker with them, so once his adoring fans see there are no numbers or suits on them (except the one he's wearing that always looks like he slept in it because he's afraid of tailors and their germs), the popularity will drop like a rock. Even rubes have their standards.
The real suckers are going to be the yuppies who think they can buy a whole set, stash it somewhere, and their great-great grandchildren will find it all and get rich quick on a future version of Antiques Roadshow.
Of course, there will always be one or two cards that will be scarce. That's how these scams always work, especially since I'm sure there won't be a wafer of hideously sweet bubble gum in the pack.
Tanuki
(14,930 posts)keithbvadu2
(37,035 posts)Political organizations/churches buy books from candidates to skirt donation laws.
This could work the same way.
keithbvadu2
(37,035 posts)GopherGal
(2,010 posts)Holy cow. It may just have been photoshopping his face onto the images, because the bodies certainly don't match TFG at all. Heck, the tie isn't anywhere near long enough. (And the cowboy on the range one screams "green screen"
Still gotta love that football field. My first thought was did they shrink it horizontally so much to slenderize TFG's girth that the yard lines ended up only about a foot apart? Though upon further examination, the awkward way the "45" was labeled made me think that it couldn't have been made by someone who has any familiarity whatsoever with American football. (So maybe it's a ten-year-old Russian kid who photoshopped them as part of an "Intro to Troll-Memes" course in grade school) And the deflated football was meant to allude to his admirer Tom Brady and to disassociate from other un-American players who (gasp!) kneel during the national anthem.
cayugafalls
(5,659 posts)Moron's being morons, while tfg uses this as a way to launder money.
I suspect Saudi house will buy a bunch to help cover the cost of the totes with the copies of the Top Secret documents that were delivered...
H2O Man
(73,692 posts)Hekate
(91,003 posts)I_UndergroundPanther
(12,496 posts)That orange buffoon is the trump gets sentenced and goes to jail collection.
#1 the moment trump is found guilty
#2 the moment after the bailiff cuffs him
#3 Crying being led out of the courtroom
#4 mugshot
#5 losing his personal effects in the prison
# 5 orange jumpsuit portrait
#6 cleaning toilets
#7 gay prisoners,black prisoners and non white non christians kicking his ass
#8 eating a prison bologna sandwich
#9 making license plates
#10 bawling his eyes out as guard tells him to stfu.
#11 the unlucky cell mate including his best insults for trump listed on it.
#12 sitting in his cell crying in the semi darkness.
Just a thought. There will be more cards.
How about the best anti trump memes trading card collection.
Evolve Dammit
(16,817 posts)Freethinker65
(10,105 posts)iemanja
(53,125 posts)dchill
(38,609 posts)...and they still don't get it.
SallyHemmings
(1,823 posts)ificandream
(9,417 posts)Link to tweet
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Brainfodder
(6,423 posts)HOLY SHIT, someone clip just that and spread that already?
Dear grifter victims, COME ON!
I want all the outtakes!
Brainfodder
(6,423 posts)calimary
(81,589 posts)I'd guess he'd been hiding a couple of stacks of beef sausages below the big "T" on his stomach.
Aussie105
(5,485 posts)realize they are buying something that they can't even hold in their hands, the cards won't be too popular.
What is to stop someone downloading and printing off a whole lot of these, and stand on a street corner to sell them for cost + $1 each?
Yavin4
(35,454 posts)He won't stop until he's rung every last penny out of MAGA.
Crowman2009
(2,507 posts)Then to buy that digital garbage.
hadEnuf
(2,223 posts)Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,776 posts)Enablers gonna enable.
The kind of people who can look at and listen to TFG and not know he's a low IQ self-centered criminal with no morals or ethics must have terrible families and communities. I mean, how else do they think his behavior is normal and acceptable?
AverageOldGuy
(1,568 posts). . . has the same West Palm Beach FL address as . . . Trump's golf club!!!
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-nfts-2658971249/
On Thursday, after teasing a massive announcement the day before, former President Donald Trump unveiled a series of $99 "trading card" nonfungible tokens, or NFTs images of himself backed by cryptocurrency technology.
The announcement was widely mocked however, one slightly less discussed detail is the nature of the company making the cards.
It isn't Trump's campaign, nor is it the Trump Organization. Rather, it is a mysterious entity known as CIC Ventures, which, according to Ken Bensington of The New York Times, has a lot of overlap with Trump.
"The company that licensed Trump's image and likeness for the $99 NFT trading cards appears to be one founded in 2021 by former Trump advisor Nick Luna and current Trump lawyer John Marion," wrote Bensington on Twitter. "Its mailing address is the same as the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach."
"Little is known about CIC, but a little digging shows that a manila folder seized from Mar-a-Lago by the FBI in August was marked 'Serio Contract' and contained a contract with CIC Ventures and Gold Ventures, per a federal court filing," Bensington continued.
Even some Trump supporters grumbled about the NFT announcement, complaining that the cards on offer were "worthless" and a "scam."
This comes as Trump has suffered setbacks with his 2024 campaign launch, with some polls indicating he is losing the lead among the Republican base to Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis which Trump took to his Truth Social platform to rail against this week.
chriscan64
(1,789 posts)X-Ray glasses and sea monkeys from the back of the comics looking like a better deal.
colsohlibgal
(5,275 posts)Dumber than a mud fence and this clown actually won enough votes to win the White House .....not as many votes as his opponent but , only in america you can win with fewer votes than your opponent.
CANADIANBEAVER69
(360 posts)calimary
(81,589 posts)True enough, he'll NEVER be as cool as Dark Brandon. And we all know that's gotta hurt - big time!
CANADIANBEAVER69
(360 posts)but over the years didn't post much. I am thankful for this community. It's helped keep this Canadian a bit more on the sane side
OMGWTF
(3,987 posts)You lose $99 and Trump loses 99 pounds.
SorellaLaBefana
(161 posts)Thats right MAGA fans, you can get the 100% authentic digital cards featuring images of Americas best president (better than Lincoln and Washington) for $1 less than through official channels! That means if you buy five, youll save like $2,000! {..snip..}
Plus, one in every 100 hundred cards includes a classified US Government document, free!
https://www.theshovel.com.au/2022/12/16/donald-trump-digital-trading-cards/
I've heard NFTs ridiculed for years, but had only the vague notion they were a scam of some sort. MajorAnnouncement prompted me to learn more. I found the following clear explanation on Forbes. The explanation seems to validate that The Shovel can sell these NFTs just as they claim
BLUF: NFT comes down to a blockchain token that a freely available to view digital image is "owned" by someone who values this "ownership" more than the work itself.
NFTs are also generally one of a kind, or at least one of a very limited run, and have unique identifying codes. Essentially, NFTs create digital scarcity,...
This stands in stark contrast to most digital creations, which are almost always infinite in supply. Hypothetically, cutting off the supply should raise the value of a given asset, assuming its in demand...
Anyone can view the individual imagesor even the entire collage of images online for free. So why are people willing to spend millions on something they could easily screenshot or download?
Because an NFT allows the buyer to own the original item. Not only that, it contains built-in authentication, which serves as proof of ownership. Collectors value those digital bragging rights almost more than the item itself.
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/in/investing/cryptocurrency/what-is-an-nft-how-do-nfts-work/
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