A DeSantis Sleeper Agent must have infiltrated Mar-A-Lago!

[ThoughtCriminal]

and used Trump's ego to sell him on the NFT Trading Card deal.

"Big Announcement!" The thud could be heard from space.

[UTUSN]

1. K & Big R#5 for, HAH!

[JohnnyRingo]

2. Is that true? Are these NFTs?

I'm pretty sure the vast number of Trump voters have no idea what that is, and when they find out the response will be something like "pffffft".


Sounds like a Stephen Miller idea.

[obamanut2012]

6. They are really bad NFTs

They are literally digital low-res jpegs.

[JohnnyRingo]

3. FWIW, on the web site many know by the initials FR...

...The popular response is "nonplussed". The rest are expressing their joy in focusing on Florida Man.
They have decided TFG has lost his mind. You can't say they're slow learners. Maybe you can.

On good reply was "Drink More Ovaltine".

[Ray Bruns]

10. BeSureToDrinkYourOvaltine

A crummy commercial! Son of a Bitch!

[Midnight Writer]

4. I can imagine how this happened.

A man came up to him, a burly man with rough hands, and he had a tear in his eye, and he said "Sir, all of America is looking for inspiration right now, and you are the only one who can give them what they need."

TFG: Great! What's the game?

Burly Guy: NFT Trading Cards.

TFG: NF...what?

Burly Guy: Trading Cards, Sir. With your image on them. We can sell them online. People will love them.

TFG: Like with the bubble gum in the packs?

Burly Guy: No, Sir. These will be digital only, like crypto. They cost nothing to make, and we can sell them for $100 a pop.

TFG: Let me get this straight. They cost nothing to make, we can sell them for $100 a piece, and people will buy them?

Burly Guy: Absolutely, Sir! The people love you. They'll buy anything from you. They bought into that border wall that Mexico was going to pay for, didn't they?

TFG: Hmmm. Tell me more.

[ThoughtCriminal]

5. Yep, I think it may have been almost exactly like that

And there was nobody in the room who would throw in some kind of reality check.

[dalton99a]

7. +1

[Celerity]

8. +2

[IronLionZion]

11. Maybe Mexico paid for the wall in digital currency, like chihuahua coin

and the wall was digital NFT existing mainly in his delusional mind

[NBachers]

9. And he is surrounded by backslapping yes men and women and groveling ass kissers.

[Warpy]

12. Nah, probably just one of Jared's trendy hedge fund buddies

who thinks NFT's are the investment of the future since people seem determined to spend real money on fake stuff.

With crypto imploding all over the place, they think this will be the next big thing.