This is light-years beyond Clint Eastwood and The Chair . . . .

[hatrack]

It's so far beyond "embarrassing" that I don't even think there's word in English for it. It's also screamingly funny, which makes work in the neologism shop that much tougher.

It's like Frank Frazetta Socialist Realism but hooked to a sub-middle school grift targeting monkeys on mescaline.

Who in blue fuck thought this was a good idea?

[Sneederbunk]

1. Who airbrushed the weight?

[hatrack]

2. A team of seriously hard-working digital artists . . .

[electric_blue68]

10. Bwah!

[mercuryblues]

14. I wanna know who made his hands bigger

[demigoddess]

44. those aren't his hands. his are fatter and not as good looking.

and they have made him much taller in the pix.

[calimary]

57. So do I.

And did they have to keep checking with him to make sure the size was to his liking?

[Bev54]

56. Well the so called company that made these has the same address

as MAL. LOL

[malaise]

3. It is fall down funny

He’s a total and complete buffoon.
I love it.

[TheBlackAdder]

37. I wonder if the backgrounds were stolen images cropped and used without permission.

[Rebl2]

40. Likely

[Whiskeytide]

4. He borrowed Hershel's tin star. n/t

[hatrack]

7. And a 3rd-generation dirty print of a forgotten John Ford western for his backdrop . . . .

[Marthe48]

25. I thought it was a symbol of Marshall Law

lol

[calimary]

61. That's probably what he's dressed up as.

His new alter-ego, Marshall Law, dontchaknow. With his own face on the belt buckle.

[Marthe48]

63. You should be a detective

I didn't notice that detail. lol

[calimary]

66. And I noticed some of the designs don't feature that.

But the one with his profile on it just stood out like a big red clown nose!

[Marthe48]

67. You have such a way with words!

lol

[Submariner]

5. A guest shot in YELLOWSTONE with TFG grabbing Beth by the

you know what, and then Rip beating the shit out of him would be fun to watch.

[Traildogbob]

18. Pretty damn sure

Beth would beat the fuck out of his fat ass all by herself as Rip laughs and watches.

[mountain grammy]

35. I'd pay $99 to watch either one.

[yardwork]

6. Has Trump ever actually been in Wyoming?

[Ocelot II]

8. Did TFG think this up all by himself, or did Junior, fueled by coke

and desperate to get Daddy to love him, even just a little, pitch the idea?

"Dad, what if we were to sell trading cards with your picture on them? Like baseball cards, only even more cool, 'cuz you could be dressed like an astronaut and a sheriff and a football player and and and..."

"Oh jeez, Donny, how am I gonna make money on something that? I'd have to pay to have them made and printed and mailed. Costs too much."

"No, Dad, they can be digital! There's this thing called NFTs which are like bitcoin only with pictures! Wouldn't have to mail anything. Just charge for them and people get them on their phones, collect them like on Pokemon Go."

"What?"

"Leave it to me, Dad. One of my kids is pretty good at Photoshop. We could offer prizes to people who bought a bunch of them, like a dinner with you."

"Dinner with me? I don't want to have dinner with any of those people."

"Isn't dinner with you one of the things you were offering on your campaign website?"

"Yeah, but I didn't do it. I was never going to do it, are you kidding?"

"Well, if you never do it anyhow, we can just offer it again."

"Fine, figure it out, but tell me first how much money I'll make. You think the Russians will buy a lot of them?"

[electric_blue68]

12. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, well done! Ty!

[calimary]

58. GREAT stuff, Ocelot II!

Thing is - I can almost hear them speaking each line!

[montanacowboy]

9. BWAAAAAAAAAA

If a horse ever came near him he would shit his diapers! What a phony son-of-a-bitch he is. I would like to stick his ass on a green colt and send him off over the prairie. Sheriff my ass.

[Dorian Gray]

11. Whomever thought this was a good idea

I thank them forever.

(I am curious if someone was super secret McConnell appointed undercover to convince trump to do this as revenge.)

[hatrack]

15. You kind of wonder - it's the kind of lasting damage only a mole could do.

"There are three of them, and Alleline".

?quality=75&auto=webp

[SergeStorms]

33. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier....

and....... Beached Whale? Could be Spy I guess, with the number of classified documents he stole.

Great movie though. I bet I've watched it a dozen times. There's some great English actors in that group.

[Dorian Gray]

62. oh yeah

whomever convinced trump to do this really hated him.

[Samrob]

13. This is how he wishes he could be and how he sees himself. LOL nt

[ratchiweenie]

16. I truly wonder if Trump and his family realize how sad, pitiful, desparate and just

plain tacky this is. Clueless.

[Volaris]

17. I dunno...these might be worth a lot of money to the right kind of loons in 30 years...

[FakeNoose]

19. It's another person's BODY with Chump's FACE pasted in

The face and body don't even fit, but that's the least of it.
The photoshopping is so bad that it's obvious and embarrassing.

[Mr. Evil]

20. Reminds me of that old Far Side sketch

with a bunch of vultures feasting on a dead cowboy when one, while donning the cowboy's hat, looks up and says, "Hey! Look at me everybody! I'm a cowboy! Howdy, howdy, howdy!

*Edited to take the time to look up and post the original cartoon.

[Marthe48]

27. LOL

I think that was on Sunday Morning LOL Cats recently (Thank you, Salmon Chanted Evening!)

[Mr. Evil]

46. Yes, it was.

That's what helped me remember it so quickly.
I sure hope SCE is doing ok.

[Marthe48]

48. They posted, saw it on the home page

I didn't know they were having trouble, and wondered when I saw the nice thank you from them

[Ray Bruns]

21. And this asshole was president of the United States. Let that sink in.

[3catwoman3]

60. Despite having lived thru the 4 agonizingly long...

…4 years of him being in office, I still usually think, “How can this be?” when seeing clips from that time.

[irisblue]

22. For real, is that one of the images for real?

[SergeStorms]

34. Yes, it is.

Very horribly done. I don't know who put these together, but they should have hired a professional.

I fully expect some 3:00 am "rage truthing" when he finds out everyone is laughing at him and these aren't making any money.

He's really cracking up now, I can feel it.

[BHDem53]

23. The Wacko Kid?

[Picaro]

24. Destroying satire

This is incredible. Who knew that Trump is a Dadaist.

Our reality is now theater of the absurd.

He occupies the role of politician. But he refuses to play the role.

How incredibly absurd.

I find myself asking, “Who does this?” But the answer is always “Trump”.

[spanone]

26. The HUGE hands....Bwahahahahahaaa

[TNNurse]

28. Dumber than imaginable.

[Evolve Dammit]

29. Pathetic, sad and an embarrassment to our country

[C Moon]

30. $100!

[Harker]

31. It's his Marshall Law outfit.

Nice belt buckle, pardner.

[iemanja]

32. They managed to carve off 100 lbs or so.

[Joinfortmill]

51. Lol

[yonder]

59. and favoring the "or so" part. By a lot.

[wryter2000]

36. The head is tiny

Relative to the body. Couldn’t he get someone good at photoshop?

[IggleDuer]

38. His fans won't care ..

N/t

[jcgoldie]

47. Stormy Daniels claims thats accurate

[Rebl2]

39. Who thought

it was a good idea? Him of course.

[NoMoreRepugs]

41. Hilarious.

[llmart]

42. I have no words.

Seriously. Just when I think he can't stoop any lower, there's this.

[madinmaryland]

43. $100 for a completely photoshopped (very poorly) picture.

Then again, grifters will grift!

[bucolic_frolic]

45. Iconography for MAGA cult - did you catch the belt buckle?

I guess orange is out ... CHEETO-Jesus is out ... Blue is in, trying to steal from the blue side. Is that a Walker badge?

[wishstar]

49. Looks more like Buddy Ebsen (Jed Clampett,Barnaby Jones)

[Joinfortmill]

50. Gonna be the butt of jokes forever.

[BaronChocula]

52. Magic Reich

What song's he gonna strip to?

[Just A Box Of Rain]

53. Immediately thought of Brokeback Mountain:

[central scrutinizer]

54. Thread winner!

[chriscan64]

55. Walker, Texas Grifter

His mob would feel less ripped off if he was selling cure all Trump Tonic from the back of a wagon.

[Bucky]

64. They can't quit him

[nuxvomica]

65. I think he did it to prove his followers' loyalty

So that he and the Republicans knew they were still out there and ready to fight for him. Partly as a much-needed ego stroke for him and partly to show the Republicans that he can still make people fall for his nonsense, no matter how lame that nonsense may be.